Post by wannaberoo'ing on Aug 16, 2012 16:31:23 GMT -5
Best Commentator Lines from the Olympics
* Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." * Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." * Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." * Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." * Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." * At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." * Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." * Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?