That's not Jesus. That looks much more like a 70's male porn star to me.
Although that pancake, looks like Ron Jeremy, I still ask, why can't Jesus be a 70's porn star? Seems like I hear a lot of,"Oh God. oh God! Jesus that is good, right that! Don't stop! Fuck me hard right there! Do not Stop, Oh God! For the love of Jesus I am Commmmming!!!!! Oh God yes!" Someday you all will realize Jesus is in your pancakes as much as he is in your sex life.
Geez, way to make the rest of feel like jerks. "After I donate my kidney to a friend in need, I'll still make the effort to go Bonnaroo and see all my friends even though I'm not crazy about the lineup this year."