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[WLViking]

Mar 20, 2013 12:18:53 GMT -5 Phi said:

lol haters

yall all know i smash the vag on the reg

slampieces ftw

Then do you mind explaining this?

20 Dec 2011 at 9:31pm @phi said:
I have no shame in admitting that I have masturbated alone in my tent the past 3 years at least one night.

[Phi]

I give the best handjobs, what can I say?

[elimsnéttikyzarc]

Mar 20, 2013 12:25:14 GMT -5 Phi said:

I give the best handjobs, what can I say?

King of the Overshare

[Dave Maynar]

Mar 20, 2013 12:19:16 GMT -5 Phi said:

and in before someone makes the joke about me being chubby and "smashing" vag lol

I was actually going to go with "For that to be true, vag must be the technical term for the plastic containers that snack cakes come in."

[Phi]

Mar 20, 2013 12:33:04 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

Mar 20, 2013 12:19:16 GMT -5 Phi said:

and in before someone makes the joke about me being chubby and "smashing" vag lol

I was actually going to go with "For that to be true, vag must be the technical term for the plastic containers that snack cakes come in."

Yawn, your jokes suck.

[Dave Maynar]

Mar 20, 2013 12:38:33 GMT -5 Phi said:

Mar 20, 2013 12:33:04 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

I was actually going to go with "For that to be true, vag must be the technical term for the plastic containers that snack cakes come in."

Yawn, your jokes suck.

This coming from a guy whose comedic repertoire consists of d*ck jokes and being terrified of vaginas. Also, Zapp and Mayo disagree, so Dave wins again.

[elimsnéttikyzarc]

Mar 20, 2013 12:51:20 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

Mar 20, 2013 12:38:33 GMT -5 Phi said:

Yawn, your jokes suck.

This coming from a guy whose comedic repertoire consists of d*ck jokes and being terrified of vaginas. Also, Zapp and Mayo disagree, so Dave wins again.

Don't forget all the poop/butt jokes.

[Dave Maynar]

Mar 20, 2013 12:52:37 GMT -5 elimsnéttikyzarc said:

Mar 20, 2013 12:51:20 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

This coming from a guy whose comedic repertoire consists of d*ck jokes and being terrified of vaginas. Also, Zapp and Mayo disagree, so Dave wins again.

Don't forget all the poop/butt jokes.

No, that was him legitimately thinking we wanted to know the details of his stomach virus. No jokes there.

[mayonaise]

Mar 20, 2013 12:51:20 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

Mar 20, 2013 12:38:33 GMT -5 Phi said:

Yawn, your jokes suck.

This coming from a guy whose comedic repertoire consists of d*ck jokes and being terrified of vaginas. Also, Zapp and Mayo disagree, so Dave wins again.

Mayo agrees because I had a vision of me trying to get into a little debbie a la Amy Poehler in Baby Mama, and thinking "dammit, it's so hard getting this vag off!" Then I laughed out loud.

[Phi]

Mar 20, 2013 12:56:10 GMT -5 mayonaise said:

Mar 20, 2013 12:51:20 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

This coming from a guy whose comedic repertoire consists of d*ck jokes and being terrified of vaginas. Also, Zapp and Mayo disagree, so Dave wins again.

Mayo agrees because I had a vision of me trying to get into a little debbie a la Amy Poehler in Baby Mama, and thinking "dammit, it's so hard getting this vag off!" Then I laughed out loud.

Mayo's on my side it seems!  She's my gangsta partner.

[Emʘng]

Mar 20, 2013 12:25:14 GMT -5 Phi said:

I give the best handjobs, what can I say?

Quoted for posterity.

[Phi]

Dave Maynar "davemaynar: being married really puts a damper on my ability to blow randos"

[Dave Maynar]

Mar 26, 2013 23:17:56 GMT -5 Phi said:

Dave Maynar "davemaynar: being married really puts a damper on my ability to blow randos"

yeah yeah yeah. keep talking, mr. standard d*ck.

[EAP]

is anyone alive out there

[elimsnéttikyzarc]

I'll be home in 15 minutes! I want to hear about your event!

[EAP]

<3

yes i just got home and no one is hereeeeeeeee.


now i am showered and watching the new doctor who.

talk to you soon!

[itrainmonkeys]

I failed last night lol. I was drunk and said I'd brb and get on cam and then I never went back to my computer haha. Terrible.

[flanzo]

Dear Sproat

Please explain why you felt it necessary to go into chat last night and lie to board members about sir Eric Money & myself and tell them we PM you tasteless "dead mom" jokes?

I don't care if you want to spend countless hours coordinating sunglass/bandana combos and wrapping your knuckles in boxing wraps without actually doing any boxing...but please leave me out of your online adventures to Crazyland.

Thank you.

Kindest Regards,

Flanzo

[Vector Viking]

Apr 1, 2013 9:13:19 GMT -5 flanzo said:

Dear Sproat

Please explain why you felt it necessary to go into chat last night and lie to board members about sir Eric Money & myself and tell them we PM you tasteless "dead mom" jokes?

I don't care if you want to spend countless hours coordinating sunglass/bandana combos and wrapping your knuckles in boxing wraps without actually doing any boxing...but please leave me out of your online adventures to Crazyland.

Thank you.

Kindest Regards,

Flanzo

Flanz,
Don't let what happens in webchat get under your skin. The vast majority of what happens in there originates in pure boredom.

[flanzo]

Apr 1, 2013 10:03:29 GMT -5 Vector Viking said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:13:19 GMT -5 flanzo said:

Dear Sproat

Please explain why you felt it necessary to go into chat last night and lie to board members about sir Eric Money & myself and tell them we PM you tasteless "dead mom" jokes?

I don't care if you want to spend countless hours coordinating sunglass/bandana combos and wrapping your knuckles in boxing wraps without actually doing any boxing...but please leave me out of your online adventures to Crazyland.

Thank you.

Kindest Regards,

Flanzo

Flanz,
Don't let what happens in webchat get under your skin. The vast majority of what happens in there originates in pure boredom.

I certainly don't, so that shouldn't be your concern (or anyone's). I'm just curious as to why the new and improved nice-version of Sproat (the guy who acts like I'm an argumentative, instigative jerk and he's always the poor, wittle victim) would go out of his way to fabricate a story out of boredom to try and make me look bad.

[jimmyroo]

You're not an argumentative jerk?

[flanzo]

Apr 1, 2013 10:24:34 GMT -5 jimmyroo said:

You're not an argumentative jerk?

No, I am not.

I point out when people are wrong, that's not being argumentative. And I never said I wasn't a know-it-all.

Apr 1, 2013 10:03:29 GMT -5 Vector Viking said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:13:19 GMT -5 flanzo said:

Dear Sproat

Please explain why you felt it necessary to go into chat last night and lie to board members about sir Eric Money & myself and tell them we PM you tasteless "dead mom" jokes?

I don't care if you want to spend countless hours coordinating sunglass/bandana combos and wrapping your knuckles in boxing wraps without actually doing any boxing...but please leave me out of your online adventures to Crazyland.

Thank you.

Kindest Regards,

Flanzo

Flanz,
Don't let what happens in webchat get under your skin. The vast majority of what happens in there originates in pure boredom.

Awwwwwww, why so butthurt? Good of you to drop by and comment on something that you never participate in.


And Flanzo. I didn't see the conversation you are referring to but I've never seen your name brought up, in a bad way, by Sproat or anyone. Not saying this didn't happen but I can assure you it's not an on going issue. Don't worry about it.

So let's get our thread back to the random malarky that it's usually about...

[flanzo]

Oh, I'm not worried about it, I just thought it was weird and wanted to make it clear to the people that were in there last night that whatever he was saying was false.

[Phi]

Apr 1, 2013 17:41:21 GMT -5 flanzo said:

Oh, I'm not worried about it, I just thought it was weird and wanted to make it clear to the people that were in there last night that whatever he was saying was false.

Oh, you're upset someone made a false accusation about you?

Please.....go on........

[flanzo]

Apr 1, 2013 18:02:08 GMT -5 Phi said:

Apr 1, 2013 17:41:21 GMT -5 flanzo said:

Oh, I'm not worried about it, I just thought it was weird and wanted to make it clear to the people that were in there last night that whatever he was saying was false.

Oh, you're upset someone made a false accusation about you?

Please.....go on........

How many different ways can I say I'm not bothered by it?

I just think it's weird that someone would make up a story about a board member and wanted the people who were there to know it wasn't true.

He can say as many false rumors about me as he likes, the more he comes up with the less likely anyone is to believe them.

[token07]

So are noobs allowed in? I'm sure I already know the answer to that but I thought I'd ask. I came in for a second the other day but decided against it. I was always taught to ask before you enter someone's home.

[Fiddler's Green]

Apr 1, 2013 20:48:37 GMT -5 token07 said:

So are noobs allowed in? I'm sure I already know the answer to that but I thought I'd ask. I came in for a second the other day but decided against it. I was always taught to ask before you enter someone's home.

Just make sure to announce yourself and you'll be fine. If Dave_Maynar is in there, talk about your love of the Beatles - good icebreaker.

[elimsnéttikyzarc]

Apr 1, 2013 20:48:37 GMT -5 token07 said:

So are noobs allowed in? I'm sure I already know the answer to that but I thought I'd ask. I came in for a second the other day but decided against it. I was always taught to ask before you enter someone's home.

Absolutely!

[Phi]

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