I remember the day that I found out my dad wasnt perfect too!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
If I had the tenure of my boss, I would go all over Google images right now, but there's probably a line in between me looking up random funny photos with abrasive language included and me searching for softcore porn to post on inforoo, and I'd rather not cross it.
Suffice it to say, see me in 30 years. We'll see who has the last laugh, Mr. hot-air-balloon-lover.
Mine too. I feel like Uncles just look at their nephews and think "....here's a kid who will take anything I tell him 100% to heart, and then I can send him home with my brother/sister to torture them until my next visit."