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So I've been in an office retreat the past few days (hence my silence here) and I am pretty sure that I was in a Bonzai fantasy dream world yesterday....
We were having our retreat off-campus at our boat house. Yesterday afternoon, we had a rowing lesson with the men's crew team. OMG These boys were gorgeous, wearing tight little outfits and in amazing shape. There were more of them than us AND I had a few Dogfish Head 60 minutes at my disposal. Best afternoon of my life. (Being that I was with coworkers, I bit my lip so hard to stop myself from making comments...)
Most of the people I'm camping with rowed crew with me at Michigan. I'll introduce you.
So I've been in an office retreat the past few days (hence my silence here) and I am pretty sure that I was in a Bonzai fantasy dream world yesterday....
We were having our retreat off-campus at our boat house. Yesterday afternoon, we had a rowing lesson with the men's crew team. OMG These boys were gorgeous, wearing tight little outfits and in amazing shape. There were more of them than us AND I had a few Dogfish Head 60 minutes at my disposal. Best afternoon of my life. (Being that I was with coworkers, I bit my lip so hard to stop myself from making comments...)
Nothing's more attractive than a dude who rows. Except maybe one who plays soccer.
So I've been in an office retreat the past few days (hence my silence here) and I am pretty sure that I was in a Bonzai fantasy dream world yesterday....
We were having our retreat off-campus at our boat house. Yesterday afternoon, we had a rowing lesson with the men's crew team. OMG These boys were gorgeous, wearing tight little outfits and in amazing shape. There were more of them than us AND I had a few Dogfish Head 60 minutes at my disposal. Best afternoon of my life. (Being that I was with coworkers, I bit my lip so hard to stop myself from making comments...)
Nothing's more attractive than a dude who rows. Except maybe one who plays soccer.
So I've been in an office retreat the past few days (hence my silence here) and I am pretty sure that I was in a Bonzai fantasy dream world yesterday....
We were having our retreat off-campus at our boat house. Yesterday afternoon, we had a rowing lesson with the men's crew team. OMG These boys were gorgeous, wearing tight little outfits and in amazing shape. There were more of them than us AND I had a few Dogfish Head 60 minutes at my disposal. Best afternoon of my life. (Being that I was with coworkers, I bit my lip so hard to stop myself from making comments...)
Nothing's more attractive than a dude who rows. Except maybe one who plays soccer.
Most of the people I'm camping with rowed crew with me at Michigan. I'll introduce you.
You'll have to follow the introduction with the fact that I was the most promising rower in my office (as proven by 5 minutes on a machine and 15 out on the Connecticut river). <brushing shoulders off> I'm practically a professional.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
what about us who run? doesn't my sickly thin body turn you ladies on?
aww don't worry I think there's enough love on this board for everyone! (and/or lust in the mingle thread) although, "sickly thin" is maybe not the hottest adjective you could have chosen.
what about us who run? doesn't my sickly thin body turn you ladies on?
I prefer guys with just regular guy's bodies. Tall and thin, a lil' beer belly. Whatever. Muscles or that long and lean look have never really done anything for me. I wonder how evolutionary psychology in relation to mate selection would explain that. Prospective monogamy vs genetic quality?
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
what about us who run? doesn't my sickly thin body turn you ladies on?
I prefer guys with just regular guy's bodies. Tall and thin, a lil' beer belly. Whatever. Muscles or that long and lean look have never really done anything for me. I wonder how evolutionary psychology in relation to mate selection would explain that. Prospective monogamy vs genetic quality?
Well.. I do have the beer belly going for me. Some days.
Post by billypilgrim on Jun 6, 2013 22:58:41 GMT -5
I hate the way men get objectified at Bonnaroo. Just 'cuz we're wearing few clothes and dancing seductively doesn't mean we want horny women offering us drinks and oral sex.
what about us who run? doesn't my sickly thin body turn you ladies on?
I prefer guys with just regular guy's bodies. Tall and thin, a lil' beer belly. Whatever. Muscles or that long and lean look have never really done anything for me. I wonder how evolutionary psychology in relation to mate selection would explain that. Prospective monogamy vs genetic quality?
Being 44 I usually don't chime in on the single-mingle/sideboob/sex at Bonnaroo/etc. threads for two reasons: first, I got steak at home, and second, I'm not and don't want to come across as a creepster.
But for once: I think this is a really healthy viewpoint. I've never been particularly picky about whether women are supermodels or not. I think the vast majority of women, and in fact the vast majority of everybody, will have at least one highly attractive characteristic and probably more once you get to know 'em. I like to focus on those, not on what cosmetics companies call "flaws."
So for the record: give me a big girl who laughs a lot and has a healthy attitude over a skinny, self-obsessed, high-maintenance "hottie" any day of the week.
I prefer guys with just regular guy's bodies. Tall and thin, a lil' beer belly. Whatever. Muscles or that long and lean look have never really done anything for me. I wonder how evolutionary psychology in relation to mate selection would explain that. Prospective monogamy vs genetic quality?
Being 44 I usually don't chime in on the single-mingle/sideboob/sex at Bonnaroo/etc. threads for two reasons: first, I got steak at home, and second, I'm not and don't want to come across as a creepster.
But for once: I think this is a really healthy viewpoint. I've never been particularly picky about whether women are supermodels or not. I think the vast majority of women, and in fact the vast majority of everybody, will have at least one highly attractive characteristic and probably more once you get to know 'em. I like to focus on those, not on what cosmetics companies call "flaws."
So for the record: give me a big girl who laughs a lot and has a healthy attitude over a skinny, self-obsessed, high-maintenance "hottie" any day of the week.
that's also a great viewpoint! I truly believe everyone is beautiful and would definitely take a smart guy with a conscience over a hottie myself. (also, I did not mean to marginalize or objectify with the soccer player comment. don't want the men of inforoo to feel discriminated against, I'm sure you are all wonderful! )
Being 44 I usually don't chime in on the single-mingle/sideboob/sex at Bonnaroo/etc. threads for two reasons: first, I got steak at home, and second, I'm not and don't want to come across as a creepster.
But for once: I think this is a really healthy viewpoint. I've never been particularly picky about whether women are supermodels or not. I think the vast majority of women, and in fact the vast majority of everybody, will have at least one highly attractive characteristic and probably more once you get to know 'em. I like to focus on those, not on what cosmetics companies call "flaws."
So for the record: give me a big girl who laughs a lot and has a healthy attitude over a skinny, self-obsessed, high-maintenance "hottie" any day of the week.
that's also a great viewpoint! I truly believe everyone is beautiful and would definitely take a smart guy with a conscience over a hottie myself. (also, I did not mean to marginalize or objectify with the soccer player comment. don't want the men of inforoo to feel discrimiUnated against, I'm sure you are all wonderful! )
Hey, a hottie is a hottie. It's in our essence as humans to be instinctually physically attract to certain traits like fitness, strong jaw lines, physical prowess etc. We want a suitable genetic donor. No denying biology. Maybe the fact I was a single mom so early on kicked in my attraction to men with andogonous facial features, less muscle etc. Indications of less testosterone.
But yeah, you're right. A guy with some intelligence and a sense of humanity and humor and all that trumps. It's great being a species that runs off of something other than basic survival mechanisms. :-)
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
I totally agree with you guys. In fact, I tend not to get any real crushes on the guys that I consider the best looking, but it doesn't mean a girl can't enjoy the view!
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Double Post: So I can't find my camera. I bought a new camera last year which is currently MIA. I have my old camera which is actually pretty decent (I only had bought the last one because I misplaced the first one- see a pattern?), but I cannot find it's charger... I don't think I can do Roo without a camera. Do I buy ANOTHER one right now?!?! I buy decent ones, too...
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Double Post: So I can't find my camera. I bought a new camera last year which is currently MIA. I have my old camera which is actually pretty decent (I only had bought the last one because I misplaced the first one- see a pattern?), but I cannot find it's charger... I don't think I can do Roo without a camera. Do I buy ANOTHER one right now?!?! I buy decent ones, too...
I say look around real hard this weekend, don't freak or bend on it until Monday? Small things get lost easily but are always where you least expect em
I thought about that, but I have Amazon Primt- free two day shipping... So if I order today... And I haven't seen it since the fall. I looked in all the usual areas, so either it's actually gone or put somewhere really random.. :/
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
And I won't be around this weekend. I have Dave tonight and then straight to my parents house and then NY in the morning (wedding out in Riverhead). I won't have time to look again until Sunday night.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.