In college we had this guy known as "the phantom sh*tter."
I was kicked out of campus residence after freshman year (shocking), but I had a lot of friends still in the sophomore dorm so I would hang out there and generally just cause mayhem. Some dude started going into the bathrooms late at night, sh*tting, then smearing it on the mirrors and walls of the bathroom.
Turned out to be a kid on my intramural softball team, so we made him wear mittens when he played until he quit the team.
Anytime I may offend you in the future in any way, just know today I had to clean up mystery human excrement in the middle stall of our upstairs bathrooms at the theater. It even got on the side wall.
I don't know how. I don't know if I want to know how. I just know it was there.
When I was working at this pizza shop, years ago, we had that happen in one of the bathrooms. The women's, to be exact. It appeared that she just missed the toilet and cannon shot up the side of the wall.
We found out when another customer came and let us know what was going on. My boss walked in, walked back out and handed me cleaning supply's and said "Well, you want that promotion, right?!?".
Bastard never gave it to me.
We had the same thing happen when I worked at Blockbuster in college. Luckily, my manager was not a summers breeze and said he couldnt in good conscience ask me to clean it up. He did it himself. To this day I love that man.
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Women's room usually has more paper mess, indicating some form of washing of the hands.
Men's room always has a suspiciously small amount of paper towels in the trash.
Nothing makes me more ill than being at a restaurant bathroom and watching a guy leave a stall and go directly back to eating without washing his hands.
I feel like, if i were in a bathroom, i come out of a stall, and somebody else is in there- i would make sure and wash my hands. I DO EVERYtime, but i'm just saying, that should entice them more to wash I would think.
Post by FuzzyWarbles on Sept 5, 2012 10:27:07 GMT -5
I saw a show about the farming of dogs for human consumption in Korea once. They were treated just like cows with a slaughterhouse and all. All the people interviewed said they wouldn't think of eating their pets though.
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Holls' head is going to explode when she reads that.
I'm not even a Grammar Goddess, and my head almost exploded.
Also: It is amazing how a system that is already in place, pre-set, at it's highest efficiency, can be EFFED UP by only one individual over the course of only one year. And it's equally baffling how that one individual can think that since she does not understand the system, she should "re-do" it, even though it is a tried and true, perfectly organized system, that everyone else understands.