Random Thoughts 7

[glennron]

Nov 27, 2012 22:16:07 GMT -5 siggy said:

LSU football coach Les Miles needs to change his name to Fewer Miles so his name is grammatically correct.

He should also change his coaching style so he doesn't suck.

My random thought: I've been getting back into PB&J's in the worst way-- Currant jelly is the most underrated spread out there.

[jimmyroo]

MILK TOAST

"For people with appropriate expectations, a pot bellied pig will make a rewarding, entertaining, much-loved pet."

What are the appropriate expectations here?

[Fiddler's Green]

I was sitting in a coffee shop and a woman tripped and her butt smooshed my face into the back of the chair. I could not figure out how to get her butt off my face without further inappropriate touching and she must not have realized she had fallen against a human face as it took her a good five seconds to compose herself and straighten up. I'm starting to think she fell on purpose.

[Dave Maynar]

You are quite irresistible, Mr. Gadling.

[rosko]

"I SWEAR officer, SHE put her butt in MY face!"

[gratefuled]

And here we have Bruce Lee playing ping-pong with nunchucks.

[flanzo]

Bruce Lee was incredible. Here's him breaking Chuck Norris' neck!

[rosko]

While that ping pong video is extremely badass, it's not real. Check the comments on YouTube. I realize YouTube comments are not the most credible source (haha), but that guy seems to know what he's talking about and what he says all makes a lot of sense. I'm pretty sure it's impossible for anyone to actually play ping-pong with nunchucks, even the half-man half-god Bruce Lee.

[Homer J. Fong]

Nov 28, 2012 6:39:50 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

"For people with appropriate expectations, a pot bellied pig will make a rewarding, entertaining, much-loved pet."

What are the appropriate expectations here?

Breakfast.

[nodepression]

www.robertvoit.com/bilder/serie1_new_trees/index.php?id=1

Really cool series

[garageland]

I just realized I do about half my posting here on my phone. I'm in the tub when I do that.

Think about that the next time you see my name.

[gratefuled]

Nov 28, 2012 10:07:04 GMT -5 rosko said:

While that ping pong video is extremely badass, it's not real. Check the comments on YouTube. I realize YouTube comments are not the most credible source (haha), but that guy seems to know what he's talking about and what he says all makes a lot of sense. I'm pretty sure it's impossible for anyone to actually play ping-pong with nunchucks, even the half-man half-god Bruce Lee.

Oh, man...yeah, I just caught that. Wow; too bad. If it had been anyone else I would've called BS, but with Bruce Lee...

www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/pingpong.asp

[flanzo]

Nov 28, 2012 10:07:04 GMT -5 rosko said:

While that ping pong video is extremely badass, it's not real. Check the comments on YouTube. I realize YouTube comments are not the most credible source (haha), but that guy seems to know what he's talking about and what he says all makes a lot of sense. I'm pretty sure it's impossible for anyone to actually play ping-pong with nunchucks, even the half-man half-god Bruce Lee.

Good thing my video of Lee killing off Norris was real. Keeping the balance.

[wannaberoo'ing]

Nov 28, 2012 11:02:00 GMT -5 garageland said:

I just realized I do about half my posting here on my phone. I'm in the tub when I do that.

Think about that the next time you see my name.

At least you didn't say "on the toilet."

[Homer J. Fong]

I hear you, GL. I'm generally only on a computer while at work, so if I post anytime after, oh, 8:00 p.m., that means that it's coming from my phone, while I either sit in the tub or sit on the can.

[Don Flamenco]

"Oops! All Berries" is probably the best mistake Cap'n Crunch ever made.

[elimsnéttikyzarc]

Nov 28, 2012 15:14:25 GMT -5 Don Flamenco said:

"Oops! All Berries" is probably the best mistake Cap'n Crunch ever made.

Concur!

Also, why haven't I seen this in the stores for what feels like a decade? Apparently they have been too cautious at the Cap'n Crunch factory.

[chicojuarz]

Nov 28, 2012 11:02:00 GMT -5 garageland said:

I just realized I do about half my posting here on my phone. I'm in the tub when I do that.

Think about that the next time you see my name.

I'll be thinking about that all night.

[garageland]

I read that with your avatar in the corner of my eye. Lets just say it's not what I thought it was.

I had a dream I was in a zombie movie last night. We all had guns and the world was quite bleak and scary. There was no actual zombie fighting in the dream, which sucks. However, there were a couple Inforoo cameos. I traded Garageland a Wal-Mart gift card with 7 bucks on it for a pack of cigs.

[garageland]

It must have been a dream. I'd never trade you a gift card for smokes. I'd just give you a pack.

That's the kinda dude I am.

^^ Haha. You actual didn't seem to care much for the trade. I think it was just zombie apocalypse bartering protocol.

[garageland]

If you're trying to save the world, I'll buck up and do my part. I just won't be happy about it.

[krunchykat]

I have no idea what to get my parents for Christmas or what to do for New Years Eve.

[garageland]

I got my mom a knife set last year for Christmas. I should have gotten her cooking classes instead.

[iamthehorn]

Man, I'd love to see a Knife set at Bonnaroo.

Nov 28, 2012 18:43:58 GMT -5 iamthehorn said:

Man, I'd love to see a Knife set at Bonnaroo.

At first, this brought up all sorts of disturbing images of wooks and acid induced accidents. But then I got it.

[itrainmonkeys]

Took me a couple of readings to get it as well.

[BlackAmy]

^ditto