Random Thoughts 7

[jackson]

Anybody have any strong opinions about the historical military presence in Xinjiang?

[custeph]

My 4 yr old just asked to listen to the Paying Attention song by Radiohead. I love that kid!

[bonzai]

I fell asleep in pants last night for the first time in a long time.. it did not turn out well. I can usually sleep through the night, but they woke me up, so I stripped and then had a happy night's sleep after.

[Lowerdeck]

Freshman year of college I got used to sleeping in regular clothes. Pants, sweatshirt, socks on. When the fire alarm got pulled, I was ready and everyone else froze.

[Emʘng]

Oct 11, 2012 8:07:38 GMT -5 bonzai said:

I fell asleep in pants last night for the first time in a long time.. it did not turn out well. I can usually sleep through the night, but they woke me up, so I stripped and then had a happy night's sleep after.

Clearly this man actually woke you up:

[iamthehorn]

"Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets."

[abrakapokus]

Oct 11, 2012 8:07:38 GMT -5 bonzai said:

I fell asleep in pants last night for the first time in a long time.. it did not turn out well. I can usually sleep through the night, but they woke me up, so I stripped and then had a happy night's sleep after.

Clothes turn into strangling machines when you are sleeping. Evil EVIL!

[hakunaMATTata]

Oct 11, 2012 8:07:38 GMT -5 bonzai said:

I fell asleep in pants last night for the first time in a long time.. it did not turn out well. I can usually sleep through the night, but they woke me up, so I stripped and then had a happy night's sleep after.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[chicojuarz]

You want pics of bonz in pants?

[bonzai]

Oct 11, 2012 8:52:53 GMT -5 chicojuarz said:

You want pics of bonz in pants?

NO ONE wants to see that! Oye!

[rosko]

Every time you fall asleep with pants on, a baby panda dies.

Have a heart, guys: sleep naked. Do it for the pandas.

[chicojuarz]

Oct 11, 2012 9:02:11 GMT -5 bonzai said:

Oct 11, 2012 8:52:53 GMT -5 chicojuarz said:

You want pics of bonz in pants?

NO ONE wants to see that! Oye!

first google image search result for bonz in pants

[bonzai]

I've got some junk in the trunk. What can I say.

[rosko]

That's a picture of bonzai, chico. She transforms when she wears pants, that's why she hates to wear them. Kinda like a f*cked up version of Cinderella.

[Scrog]

and her feet stink, why else would she put her flops on top of that big arse container of, super smell absorbent kitty litter, Scoop Away.

[chicojuarz]

Locked out of email. Guess I have to play on the interwebs for 5 minutes till my next meeting.

[holls]

Why don't you men let your barbers trim your ear hairs when you get a haircut? One of my colleagues is freshly shorn but has ONE stray ear hair about an inch long...and it's noticeable! Not sure which is harder: trying not to look at it, or suggesting he pluck the damn thing. (Hmmm...maybe I should lay off the Red Bull? I don't notice these things when I'm not wired!)

[FuzzyWarbles]

You should just walk up behind him and pluck it out if it is bothering you that much.

[mayonaise]

THen when he yells OW! - you say, oh my gosh i just swat a spider off of you, he must have bit you before I could get him. sorryeeeeee

[Phi]

I always trim my ear hairs when I shave. quacking wish I would have never started, now they just keep coming back thicker and longer.

[rosko]

Rapeplucking is not cool, Fuzzy. Not cool at all.

Holls, us men never notice these things. I bet if you just casually ask him, "Hey, did you know you have an ear hair that's about an inch long?," he will pluck the thing tonight and then again the next time it grows back and you'll never have to see it again. We're pretty diligent about these sorts of things, but only if we know about them. And we don't usually notice them ourselves. We're a lot dumber than you women.

[rosko]

Oct 11, 2012 12:01:03 GMT -5 Phi said:

I always trim my ear hairs when I shave. quacking wish I would have never started, now they just keep coming back thicker and longer.

That's why you're supposed to pluck your earhairs and nosehairs, not shave them.

[Phi]

Plucking doesnt make a difference. They still come back.

[garageland]

My old shop teacher (Jr. high school) had a bad cowlick. Like real bad. Everyday I would sit and look at it saying one day I'll cut it off.

I did. I walked up behind him one day during a test and lopped it off with a pair of scissors.

[garageland]

That didn't end well, btw.

[rosko]

Aren't they supposed to only come back thicker if you shave as opposed to pluck, though? I think I remember reading that or hearing that somewhere.

[mayonaise]

Oct 11, 2012 12:07:40 GMT -5 garageland said:

My old shop teacher (Jr. high school) had a bad cowlick. Like real bad. Everyday I would sit and look at it saying one day I'll cut it off.

I did. I walked up behind him one day during a test and lopped it off with a pair of scissors.

GL FOR REAL?! you cut off a man's cowlick. Brutal.

[garageland]

They fired him the next year because his coffee smelt a lot like vodka. He was kinda a summers breeze, honestly. I did get promoted to the cool kids lunch table after that.

[mayonaise]

There was definitely a history teacher at my high school who's coffee smelled of vodka. Never got fired though.

[holls]

Oct 11, 2012 12:03:21 GMT -5 rosko said:

Rapeplucking is not cool, Fuzzy. Not cool at all.

^ Nice one. Now every time I see the guy, I'm gonna bust out laughing because THAT PHRASE will be stuck in my head!!!