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I wear thong only. AND I HATE SOCKS! When people leave socks on, even when walking around the house, all I can think of is a bad old porno.
Leading to our next question, why is Bonz viewing old pornos?
In high school, I owned a tape called F*ck-O-Rama 4 (which was super old, even for the time). I was also in an all-girls select choir. We were all basically good friends as we spent at least one period a day, all four years together. We would have "Pizza, Beer and Porn" nights. They were a great time. Some of my more conservative friends would be a tad uncomfortable, but then would freak out when I added sound effects like, "slap slap slap slap"
PS. There were many scenes and most of them wore socks.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by itrainmonkeys on Sept 28, 2012 12:35:14 GMT -5
I once found a VHS porn tape near the woods by my local junkyard. I took it home and tried to play it but it didn't work. I kept it for a while and then randomly tried it in another vcr and it worked. This was the first actual "porn" that I owned.
The first time I saw porn was a mistake. My older cousins asked if I wanted to watch playboy with them and I thought it was a new type of gameboy video game thing. Boy was I wrong.
My dad had just bought a scrambler cable box and was hooking it up. I was about 5, which would make my brother about 3 at the time. My brother and I were just doing little kid things of no importance and my mom was sitting there reading. My dad hooks it up and goes "okay! who wants to try it out!?" Me and my brother both ran to help him even though we watched the Simpsons and basically nothing else besides the Mets.
So me and my brother sit about a foot away from the TV and my dad starts flipping. He doesn't know the channels because it's an illegal box that scrambles the signal, so he stumbles on the Spice network. For those who don't know, Playboy was child's play compared to Spice (which was like, super hardcore porn). My dad almost had a heart attack, dropped the remote (that went under the entertainment system) and was trying to fish out the remote while trying to cover both of our eyes at the same time. I started laughing and my brother looked at my mom and went ".....ooooh! They're in LOVE!" before running out of the room.
To this day my mom does a facepalm and shakes her head when that story gets told, which is a lot because it's ridiculous that my 3-year old brother saw that and associated it with "love." He was ahead of his time, clearly.
Post by itrainmonkeys on Sept 28, 2012 12:46:44 GMT -5
Spice > Playboy for sure.
All of my early porn experience stems from those scrambled illegal cable boxes. My family and some uncles all had them so my introduction to it all was through those boxes.
Does Showgirls count as "first porn"? I remember my grandfather watching it (he was a hornball- I also found crates of pornos) when I was over there. Besides that, I have little to no early porn memories.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by chicojuarz on Sept 28, 2012 13:07:33 GMT -5
Random stuff in my office. We hired a new girl this week completely from outside the company. No referral or anything. Her first day is yesterday and in walking around the office she bumps into her neighbor of 20 years. We hired him about 3 months ago. Crazy small world.
Post by chicojuarz on Sept 28, 2012 13:16:45 GMT -5
Geez, go to a few meetings and you miss all the porn talk.
I was 10 for my first porn. My brother is 14 years older than me and had rented one. I walked out into the living room one night while he was watching some sort of wild west porn set in a saloon. He said "hey josh have a seat." And so I did.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Geez, go to a few meetings and you miss all the porn talk.
I was wondering why you posted a random comment. Pshh. This conversation seemed right up the boobie touching creepo's alley.
Does my 10 year old porn experience meet your expectations?
How about watching Fritz the Cat with my step-sister when we were both 9 or 10? Seemed like a nice cartoon until all the weed smoking and quacking.
I also watched Basic Instinct with my mom when I was like 12. We didnt know anything about it. It was pretty much a random pickup at the video store. At the end my mom said, "That was interesting." And we never spoke of it again.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by FuzzyWarbles on Sept 28, 2012 14:05:27 GMT -5
I'll just picture you torturing the young conservative girls, making them twitch by leaning over their shoulder and saying into their ear, "slap, slap, slap"
Post by nodepression on Sept 28, 2012 14:08:18 GMT -5
It has unfortunately transitioned into the "Season of the Black North Face Fleece" in Buffalo, it'll last until next April, may Xenu have mercy on all of us.
It has unfortunately transitioned into the "Season of the Black North Face Fleece" in Buffalo, it'll last until next April, may Xenu have mercy on all of us.
^ Give it another month, and we'll have the same on my campus. That's all my students wear. Every classroom is full of North Face fleece clones, 98% of whom have NO CLUE where the actual peak is located. That's assuming they know it's even a peak at all. Sure, I own several pieces of North Face gear, but for actual OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES, not because I'm one those moronic, trend-following dorks who annoy the hell outta me.
It has unfortunately transitioned into the "Season of the Black North Face Fleece" in Buffalo, it'll last until next April, may Xenu have mercy on all of us.
Fordham had so many of them I used to just take one to walk home from the bar with. There would just be a pile of 50-100 North Faces in the corner of my regular bar every night people went out.
Post by garageland on Sept 28, 2012 14:30:33 GMT -5
Sad days. My wife just came home from shopping and brought us matching sweaters. She also said the three words that made me retreat. : Christmas. Card. Photos.
No, GL: what I meant is, if you want group commiseration, we can all bring an ugly Christmas sweater to Moog & wear them in a group photo at Brunch or something. Drunken Holiday-Sweater Wearing Card! That should cheer you up! ;D
(I'm sure she bought very nice sweaters that would never be worthy of an Ugly Christmas sweater party.)
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
