How To Survive A Wook Attack/Outbreak

Bump.

[.]

When Sproat goes all in...

[Sproat]

Time to start gearing up, folks. However, I'm not sure how many wooks will actually show up this year.

[marbleface]

These people you perceive as "wooks" are merely undercover for the Sheriff's department... or should I say possibly helping them in some way.

[Homer J. Fong]

This needed a bump.

[FuzzyWarbles]

Lattes and American Apparel will be replacing Jerry Roll's and hemp on Shakedown Street.

[cwagiskingofthing]

this year will the fewest # of wooks to date.

I would be more concerned with the invasion of Bros with flat brimmed hats looking to score some mahl before PL

[blaine]

naw, it's the new hipster-wook....knock off wayfarers, jesus sandals, life church tees, really expensive camping gear and north face shorts. and pbr. and irony. still stinky and underemployed....they'll still be the 99%, unfortunately.

[Homer J. Fong]

For what its worth, those people aren't hipsters. They're bros and broettes. Purchasing knock off faux-vintage reproductions at Urban Outfitters and rocking dayglo accessories does not make one a hipster, but those are the favored costumes of people trying to look like hipsters.