A friend of mine was eating when a parade came though. There was one topless woman in the parade. So he yells "hooters!" Then stops in the middle of the road while eating to look at said hooters.
Another one by the same guy "How is it everyone has seen more boobies than me?" At this time a topless lady walks down the path behind him. We didn't bother telling him. We got him to look and this guy walking around naked later.
I was sitting there watching superjam and this guy has ballons tied with the light rope stuff he's got all kinds of light up toys and several people came up and asked "Can we sit here and watch your ballons?" I told the guy he sould sell tickets.
Post by minneapolisaroo on Jun 22, 2007 9:56:06 GMT -5
On Saturday night I was wearing a hot dog costume all night. At sasha and digweed this kid came up to me and said, "Dude, I have to dance with the hotdog (busts out crazy flailing moves and begins to laugh uncontrollably)...my friends are never going to believe me!" Then he ran back to his buddies all giddy.
Post by musicisthebest on Jun 22, 2007 10:16:17 GMT -5
i am sure it wasnt meant to be funny , but did you catch Sting when the Police were playing say "Welcome to the Stewart Copland show" ... i thought that was kind of funny .... cr****
Sting did the same thing for Andy. I don't think it was a sign of tension or anything, just a fun way of getting each player's name out there & giving each a bit of the spotlight. During "So Lonely," he switched up "Welcome to this (one man) show."
Post by canexplain on Jun 22, 2007 10:29:46 GMT -5
oh i missed when he said that .... i just know with the interviews that stewart did before the roo, he said they were maybe going to do a special show and be really different for the roo, but it depended on the "whole" band agreeing ... i guess they didnt agree because it was almost the same show as they are playing every where else .... cr*****
Post by AintNoFreedom on Jun 22, 2007 10:47:18 GMT -5
We had this really southern family as neighbors in the campground, and one afternoon we're taking a nap and all we can hear is this guy trying to explain how you have to call "UNO!" when you have one card left.. he went on and on, and we eventually fell asleep to it.
Then, the next morning we're about to head out to Centeroo... and we hear the guy "Well... you see... it don't matter if it's a blue card, or whatever... if you've got one card left... you gots ta call Uno."
We're all set up in accessible camping on Thursday afternoon and the 3 shadiest dudes of roo pull in driving a minivan from Georgia. Immediately get out, change into tiedyes and start breaking something up, each stuffing loads of stuff in their crotch. My buddy comments that they are probably moving bunk whatever in powder form. They set up no tent -nothing, and are gone from their van within 20 minutes of arrival. We see them periodically thoughout the day, checking back in at the van and Always looking sketched. We shoulda taken down their plates, cuz i tell ya, they oozed badness. Anyways, they split at like 4 in the morning, and we feel thankful not to have to be so watchful of camp.
Fast forward to Friday evening. I'm cooking up some dinner while my buddies try to rest up in the shade for the evening's festivities. One of the dudes from the day before wanders up effed outa his skull, but in a real skeetchy, almost violent fashion. He sees me cooking and asks if I need anything. I tell him I'm good, figuring he'll move on. He totally doesn't remember me as his neighbor from the day before. Anyhow, that's the setup-story continues in dialogue:
Shadycat: When you gonna give me one of what you got there ? Me: Just started cookin' man. You might not like it anyway. It's vegetarian meatballs. Shadycat: Man, what you need for dat ? Me: I told you, nothing dude, I'm set. But these are gonna take at least another 20 minutes(knowing his patience wouldn't allow for that).
Finally, he's in my face, yellow eyes bulging from his skul almost throwing a fit, and bolts out: Shadycat: MAN-HOW MUCH COKE IT"S GONNA TAKE TO GIT ME ONE A DEM MEATBALL SHIT ?
My dudes gathered around at that point and he scattered.
Dude almost had alla dem meatball shit at 250 degrees on his ass.
But looking back-it's a pretty funny line to hear-only at the ROOOOOO
Also, "What did we just witness!?!"...some girl after watching the parade that went by..just a Bonnaroo moment
So there WAS a f**king parade. It tripped me and my friend out cause it came and went into the darkness and you know .. sound changes alot. Once it was out of sight we never heard or saw it again. Caught us a bit off guard. Yea - good times. ;P
So apparently there was a parade this year and i missed it...again? 2 years in a row!
Where/when was it? (Does it usually happen around the same place each year?)
For funny lines: Some guy in vip was asking us about gold bond for your balls, whether it would sting or something...I couldn't really answer being that I lack balls. I couldn't tell if he was serious or what, maybe he was hoping it would make this board...?
When hanging out with some fun guys late night friday we heard "It's time for the mustache man!!" yelled a few times coming from the Art of Such n Such. I have no idea what they were doing if anyone can enlighten me.