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Post by mindexpansi0n on Jun 21, 2007 22:05:47 GMT -5
Post the funniest lines you heard at Bonnaroo - I know you heard plenty.
How about these:
The Classic: "Who has my headddieeessss mannnnn???"
The Vendor Call: "It's only a buck, what the fuck?!?!"
A 'security' guy in the line to Centeroo: "I don't care what the fuck you got, get in there, hurry the fuck up and go, I don't wanna see any of your stuff..."
Me @ 4:00am after a massive porta dump on a head full of Vitamin Lucy: "The demon has just been exorcised from my ass"
The fat b|tch driving a 4-wheeler down Bushy Branch mid-festival: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! If I hit you, it's your fault"
This was the first year I heard, "Have you seen my friend Molly?" I laughed my a*s off because I've always seen it on these boards as a funny thing heard on Shakedown.
There were two motorcycle patrolmen trying to herd the Bonnaroo traffic into a line in the right hand pull over lane -- they had a loudspeaker "Pull over dumb ass" is what we heard them say. We just busted out laughing...
Post by bamadancer on Jun 21, 2007 22:44:35 GMT -5
Hahaha, I have a few:
While waiting in line to get into Centeroo, some girl to her friend: "Dude. Your eyes are so dilated I can see your BRAIN."
Also, "What did we just witness!?!"...some girl after watching the parade that went by..just a Bonnaroo moment
Referencing that Molly girl...a group of girls after The Police.."MOLLY!?! MOLLY where are you?! No really, we really are looking for our friend Molly...she has brown hair..."
im sure some of you heard this, but we were in front of this guy at the lips that just went... "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for like 5 minutes straight, made us laugh every time, i think he finally got wayne to chuckle towards the end of the show
Post by leafsfan7524 on Jun 21, 2007 22:52:41 GMT -5
"Cut the music. This song has no honkey donkey lyrics. How, how am I suppose to sing the honkey donkey song? Son of a bitch. (*gets hit in the head with a water bottle*). Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...that was wrong.
I thought this was Bonnaroo man?
Yea
I guess I'm the only Jew here. Well guys, as I just explained, it's called a joke. It was gonna be 30 seconds long, and now whoever that prick is is gonna pay for this. Ok... Here's the deal cocksucker. You don't throw nuts at people performing on stage. I don't give a f**k if you don't like em. And you know what I should do to punish you - is honkey donkey sing YOU f**k! But I'm a better person then that. You're lucky to be here tonight. You're in the presence of God. Take care you little prick."
Me and my camp had our own name call to meet each other, its based on the movie Hook.
One person yells: Bangerang Peter!! Responding person yells: RU-FI-OOO!!
I swear we found each other all the time. I even found my friend's campsite a half hour away walking around yelling it. And if anyone got split up, right away stop and yell.
Post by karengotshot on Jun 21, 2007 23:38:57 GMT -5
haha my friends and i decided to do the same thing..we tried yelling "Kamikazi"..around midnight on saturday my boyfriend spent at least an hour walking around the wrong campsite screaming it.
Post by infamousguest on Jun 22, 2007 7:15:44 GMT -5
As I was walking around Saturday morning, I notice a conversation start up between a man and a woman... W: So who are you really excited to see? M: I'm not too sure, I didn't really show up for the music, I figured I could stay home, work for 4 days, and make $500, or come here for 4 days and make $5000. W: What to you do? At this point, the man's eyes open up real wide, he leans in close, and... M: I sell ACID! She walked away after that...
"What's that festival you're going to? Bonnadoo?" "No, Mom. Bonnadon't."
"Do you want this water?" "No." "Are you sure?" "No. I OWN it. Why would I want it??"
"Oh no, my legs are asleep. Great, now they'll be up all night."
"Didn't you read the Bonnarule book?"
"Oh no, I hope Nicole hasn't fallen prey to the Bonnarapists. Or the molesters. Molesters are just half-assed rapists anyway."
"Wait, is that the Silent Disco I hear?"
"There are no people in the Silent Disco!" "Yeah, that's because it's the Invisible Disco during the day. Can't you see it?"
"So, do you think you could flail your arms and create a diversion so I could go to the bathroom?"
"It's so hot out here." "Yeah, that's the weather." "I'm thirsty." "Yeah, that's the weather, too." "No, it's actually the terrorists."
"Which tent are you going to?" "Yes, that's right."
"What happened to the isolated thunderstorms we were supposed to have all freakin' weekend??" "No, we had them. They were just isolated at the fountain."
"Did you just turn a lamp on in the middle of Bonnaroo?? Can you even do that??"
"Do you ever have one of those times when you pull a fast one on God? 'Please, please, God...just get me outta this trip and I promise I'll never eat acid again. I promise!' Then as soon as you're OK and you say 'Haha, God! Had my fingers crossed!!!"
"Wow that police officer almost scared the poop outta me!" "Good thing he didn't scare the pot outta the sleeping bag!"
Post by spookymonster on Jun 22, 2007 8:29:18 GMT -5
Where should I hide this? Yeah, under the tent! Plausible deniability! Wait... gotta wipe off the fingerprints... damn! Can't get rid of the thumbprint! OK, OK.... it's smudged.... they'll never get a clean print from that...
Post by jamiemarieblue on Jun 22, 2007 8:37:51 GMT -5
nbsallyd said:
Me and my camp had our own name call to meet each other, its based on the movie Hook.
One person yells: Bangerang Peter!! Responding person yells: RU-FI-OOO!!
I swear we found each other all the time. I even found my friend's campsite a half hour away walking around yelling it. And if anyone got split up, right away stop and yell.
This just might be the coolest thing I have EVER heard! I might employ it with my friends next time we are at a big event -- never Bonnaroo though -- you got the exclusive on that! ;o)
Late night we stopped at a tree to er, nibble some corn... assorted passed out wooks littered the ground around the tree... After we had been sitting there for some time one of the guys raised his head up and yelled 'ANTS!!!! HE'S SLEEPING IN ANTS!!!' to no one in particular. We giggled and didn't think much of it until we got up and realized that YES, there were actually ants, and YES, they had found us too.
Oh, also: overheard at about 9am walking to centeroo 'how'd we get so f*cked up so fast?' (answer: it's the magic of bonnaroo... )
Post by oleander124 on Jun 22, 2007 8:56:17 GMT -5
As the Police were finishing their set and left the stage: "NO...COME BACK STING! I MISS YOU! STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
Waking up first thing in the morning (guy talking to our shit-ass neighbors): "Sir, I don't even know who you are and I don't want any of your moonshine."
Guy screaming out to Rocco DeLuca: "I want to have your babies Rocco!" (funny thing is, I do too!) ;D
Anybody happen to be walking by a mist tent from the main stage and hear people walking passed eachother yelling "ADAM!" constantly? Not sure if it was started as a joke or if someone was truly looking for their friend Adam, but hearing like 30 people screaming for Adam was funny to me
Also, "What did we just witness!?!"...some girl after watching the parade that went by..just a Bonnaroo moment
So there WAS a fucking parade. It tripped me and my friend out cause it came and went into the darkness and you know .. sound changes alot. Once it was out of sight we never heard or saw it again. Caught us a bit off guard. Yea - good times. ;P