So, I have a thing for zombies, and I hope when the world ends that we all have a chance to show off our survival skills. Just don't come to North Carolina with your bullshit, because I seriously have too many friends with full-automatics that aren't registered. BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, dead comedians are serious business, and they need love too, so vote for your favorite. I left out many more than are listed, but I am really drunk and would like to make a poll. Humor me. ... ..
Seven months ago, I asked LoveLuckLaughter to go hike some caves and waterfalls on a cold, crappy Oct weekend. Best idea I've ever had. Caught more feelings out on those strolls in the woods than any one man deserves. And I'm still falling head over heels for her crunchy, unicorn-asss every second since.
"FRIENDS with automatics?" HAHA. Yea, I left myself out didn't I......I have a decent arsenal, not that I'm some sort of militant. Nor am I paranoid, but you never know. I'm not trying to make it a competition dude. If the end comes, EVERYONE will have guns. ;D
@superfurry- Interpretive dance hahaha. What the quack man
and damnit, I didn't mean to Mitch up there twice. Freaking stunt double, that shit's funny. I forgot about Gilda Radner
Its impossible not to like Hedberg, he is fairly clean, and his comedy comes from the most random of places.
"I have discovered that a duck's opinion of me is based almost completely on if I have bread."
"Pepperidge Farm bread is fancy, too fancy, its wrapped twice. You open the loaf of bread, and its still not opened. I don't buy the stuff though, because I don't need another step between me and toast"