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Well my Doctor called yesterday. Said my yearly exam showed something he did not like. I go to the hospital next Friday for a biopsy. For the record, so that you may vote with full knowledge, this would be my 3rd freaking time to deal with this sh!t. Colon cancer in 02 and breast cancer in 06. So my odds are not good.
But to keep myself from going bat sh!t crazy, I thought I would throw out a poll. I have a twisted sense of humor. Why not. It is only my life ;D Still going to Bonnaroo REGARDLESS of the results, so no, you can't have my ticket.
Here, you can borrow my X-wing fighter from the Star Wars Day thread to kick its ass
The cancer will see that and be like"wtf, omg whatdowedo whatdowedo"
And after great success in battle, you will look at that cancer and be all like
That way you can kick it with these guys at Bonnaroo for many years to come
Just in case, here is some medicine too
Got it from this guy, a little shady, but he he seems alright
If you get a little hungry, some munchies to hold you over for awhile
Laughter is the best medicine
Best wishes
Now where the hell is my schedule(I was the other vote for that)
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Post by billypilgrim on May 12, 2010 11:27:33 GMT -5
This may sound weird, and I rarely mention it, but I have certain powers. I can tell for example that brewboss was typing his post with one hand and touching himself inappropriately and that zenfnp typed her post wearing a tutu, a coconut shell bra, and a fez. Don't ask me how I know these things. I just do. It's a gift (like when Beyonce's taking a bubble bath) and a curse (when John Goodman sees his proctologist -- who he's been seeing a lot lately). But I digress. What I'm saying is, I may be 2000 miles away, but I can tell you don't have cancer. It's a false alarm. Chill out.
This may sound weird, and I rarely mention it, but I have certain powers. I can tell for example that brewboss was typing his post with one hand and touching himself inappropriately and that zenfnp typed her post wearing a tutu, a coconut shell bra, and a fez. Don't ask me how I know these things. I just do. It's a gift (like when Beyonce's taking a bubble bath) and a curse (when John Goodman sees his proctologist -- who he's been seeing a lot lately). But I digress. What I'm saying is, I may be 2000 miles away, but I can tell you don't have cancer. It's a false alarm. Chill out.
P.S. LOVE the new bra.
you were right about everything except the coconut shell bra. Can't find one to accomodate my "girls" otherwise it would be a wardrobe staple for sure. but I am wearing a grass skirt under my tutu, so thats where you got the signal
Post by dreamingtree on May 12, 2010 11:53:21 GMT -5
You know I am going to vote for can I have your shit!! Oh that record collection
All kidding aside, my thoughts are with you girlie, and I am going to continue to be my optomistic self and know that you will be fine!!
You have my number if you need to talk, and we can chat on Sunday at Grace Potter. Hopefully you will feel like coming to girls night at my house, and maybe that will lift your spirits a little.
Let's hope this is just a false alarm. But just say the word and I'll gather up a few faith healers, wiccan shamans, and neo-pagan healers and we'll come up there and kick that cancer's @ss. I'm not fuckin' around.
I am TOTALLY sending ~~~~~cancer free vibes~~~~~ your way mamacita!!!
I really believe in the power of vibes, energy, thoughts, prayer, and all that jazz. I have seen it do amazing powerful things so do know I am sending this energy out there for you, as are all these other Inforoosters!
yeah right. I look like the chick in the picture it would take a LOT of hallucinogens to make me look like that!
and if you feel compelled to put someones kids through college just to share in the experience, then I can help you fulfill that fantasy just being friendly and all.