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Post by Fishing Maniac on Feb 10, 2010 15:32:33 GMT -5
I need Dave Matthews Band like I need a hole in my d*ck. And yes I know that I technically do "need" a "hole" "in my dick". That's not what I mean. Kings of mother smurfing mediocrity should render me limp and drooling for a good hour or so. Stevie Wonder <insert lame blind joke here I'm not going there>. Jay-Z, between playing the isle of white and smurfing Beyonce on the flight back he'll be in a smurfing coma by the time he goes on. That smurfing Tenacious D nonsense better end up in the comedy tent. Is Weezer even stilll smurfing together? ??? Last I heard they were on tour as an opening act. And not even in the U.S. I heard they were touring the Democratic Republic of the Congo or some nuts. The Lips, and it is the LIPS children, not the Flips. They were the Lips before you sprouted pubes and they continue to be the Lips now that you shave them. All I can say about them is this: quack Dark Side of the smurfing Moon! quack it quack it quack it! God what's next smurfing Whitesnake doing Led Zeppelin IV on the Which Stage? smurfing kill me please! The Dead Weather is just more proof that Jack White needs a smurfing hobby. Damian Marley and Nas, because we couldn't get any real acts so we just booked the relative of a dead legend. Next year it'll be Sean smurfing Lennon and the Wallflowers. Phoenix, no one noticed last year so what the quack? Norah Jones is the best whiny b*tch around. Michael Franti and Spearhead is like DMB with dreadlocks and a v*gina. John Fogerty was not born on the bayou so quack him. He's a god damn poser just like Eminem who is coming in the second round of announcements. Regina Spektor is probably the second best whiny b*tch around, although I've never heard her. So that remains to be seen. Jimmy Cliff, your children will get higher billing than this when you are dead. We promise. What the hell does LCD Soundsystem even mean. The Superbowl is over. quack your home theater. A$$hole. The Avett Brothers may single handedly save bonnaroo. OK probably not. Thievery Corporation is just another name for a large group of traveling wooks. Rise Against the lineup. Organize. Get out there and make your voice heard. You've heard of the Tea party movement. We'll start the pot party movement! Tori Amos = 2 words: Feminist smurfing b*tch rock. The National just barely suck enough to be part of this mess. Zac Brown Band = Who the quack is that???? I should pay money for this?!?!? I'm happy that Les Claypool will be there. That means that there will be at least one other person on the farm who can gouge a hook through a live eels eyes, snap its back so that it swims funny and live line for a big striper and not feel compelled to join PETA or some such dooshnozzel smurfing thing. smurfing hippies. John Prine actually could single handedly save this and I'm not kidding. The Black Keys should smurfing headline looking at this list. Steve Martin & the Steep Canyon Rangers is sure to be a wild and crazy show. Jeff Beck will show Jack White what it smurfing means to play guitar. Dropkick Murphys are the last smurfing thing that I need on a hot June afternoon in the sun. This is like the smurfing Pogues with a violent streak. She & Him shoul just change their name to They. Them was taken by Van Morison's old band and their current name just sucks. Or maybe Testicleless would be better. The gods are Against Me! This is painful. There are no recreational pharmaceuticals at bonnaroo. That's why the The Disco Biscuits are playing. Now we don't need any dr*gs. Some whacked out cretin from this show could just lick your arm and make you high. Daryl Hall is playing with Chromeo because John Oates thought the lineup sucked too much and wouldn't agree to play. Jamey Johnson.... Who? Just in case you don't find KOL boring we booked Clutch so as to guarantee that a sucky time is had by all. Bassnectar is the best act to attend after being licked by one of the Bisco heads. Kid Cudi is Kid Rock's evil twin. Kid Rock will be announced in the second wave along with Eminem. Deadmau5 was the closest thing to the Dead we could book this year. Nobody at Superfly has actually heard them, but with Dead in the name we figured we couldn't go wrong. Kris Kristofferson will spank Dave Matthews with a rolled up newspaper should I have anything to say about it. Medeski Martin & Wood have one gig every year and by god they're going to play it. The xx needs another x to seem even remotely interesting to me. quack GWAR. Too messy. The Melvins will provide shade with King Buzzo's afro, assuming that he has not gone bald by now. How is anybody in The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band still alive? You've got to be shitting me. They played at Jesus smurfing Bar Mitzvah for Christ's sake. They Might Be Giants will be headlining the kiddie tent.
Beyond this point, other than Trombone Shorty and Calexico I have no idea who any of these smurfing idiots in the lineup are. But fear not!
2/5- Papadosio 3/3- MUSE 3/12- John Mayer 3/19- The Werks 3/31- Passion Pit 4/18- Ben Folds 4/20- Against Me! 6/10- Bonnaroo 6/30- Eric Clapton and Roger Daltrey
-When I Hear My Name -Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground -Blue Orchid -Passive Manipulation -Red Rain -Death Letter -My Doorbell -Hotel Yorba -Same Boy You've Always Known -Lovesick -Little Ghost -We're Going to Be Friends -The Hardest Button to Button -Black Math -The Nurse -I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself
Encore: -Ball and Biscuit -Seven Nation Army -Screwdriver
Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our hives with honey and wax; thus furnishing mankind with the two noblest of things, which are sweetness and light.
A Thieve's Parade 2/24 Conspirator 2/26 Kevin Smith 3/11 Keller 3/17 Papadosio 3/18 JJ Grey 3/25 Bela Fleck/Edgar Meyer 3/26 Toubab Krewe 3/27 O'Death 4/11 Budos Band 4/22 EOTO 4/28 Summer Camp 5/6-29 All Good
Post by questionablesanity on Feb 10, 2010 18:12:39 GMT -5
Man I wish I could be a lazy slacker hippie that got to sleep til noon.
Just to satisfy my curiousity, is there anyone on the lineup that you are excited to see? What type of music do you listen to? You seem to hate an awful lot of, what I deem, pretty good bands.
A Thieve's Parade 2/24 Conspirator 2/26 Kevin Smith 3/11 Keller 3/17 Papadosio 3/18 JJ Grey 3/25 Bela Fleck/Edgar Meyer 3/26 Toubab Krewe 3/27 O'Death 4/11 Budos Band 4/22 EOTO 4/28 Summer Camp 5/6-29 All Good
Posts like these are the reason I'm on board with this man's "I changed my mind, give me karma" campaign. There's a direct link to his karma just below in my signature, which I encourage you to click.
That being said, my favorite remark was the one about the xx.
Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our hives with honey and wax; thus furnishing mankind with the two noblest of things, which are sweetness and light.
John Prine actually could single handedly save this and I'm not kidding. The Black Keys should smurfing headline looking at this list. Steve Martin & the Steep Canyon Rangers is sure to be a wild and crazy show. Jeff Beck will show Jack White what it smurfing means to play guitar. Dropkick Murphys are the last smurfing thing that I need on a hot June afternoon in the sun. This is like the smurfing Pogues with a violent streak. She & Him shoul just change their name to They. Them was taken by Van Morison's old band and their current name just sucks. Or maybe Testicleless would be better. The gods are Against Me! This is painful. There are no recreational pharmaceuticals at bonnaroo. That's why the The Disco Biscuits are playing. Now we don't need any dr*gs. Some whacked out cretin from this show could just lick your arm and make you high. Daryl Hall is playing with Chromeo because John Oates thought the lineup sucked too much and wouldn't agree to play. Jamey Johnson.... Who? Just in case you don't find KOL boring we booked Clutch so as to guarantee that a sucky time is had by all. Bassnectar is the best act to attend after being licked by one of the Bisco heads. Kid Cudi is Kid Rock's evil twin. Kid Rock will be announced in the second wave along with Eminem. Deadmau5 was the closest thing to the Dead we could book this year. Nobody at Superfly has actually heard them, but with Dead in the name we figured we couldn't go wrong. Kris Kristofferson will spank Dave Matthews with a rolled up newspaper should I have anything to say about it. Medeski Martin & Wood have one gig every year and by god they're going to play it. The xx needs another x to seem even remotely interesting to me. quack GWAR. Too messy. The Melvins will provide shade with King Buzzo's afro, assuming that he has not gone bald by now. How is anybody in The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band still alive? You've got to be shitting me. They played at Jesus smurfing Bar Mitzvah for Christ's sake. They Might Be Giants will be headlining the kiddie tent. 
