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Post by bamadancer on Jun 16, 2008 19:22:30 GMT -5
One of my favorite threads
Ahh, Bonnaroo.
"Metallica!! Now available on BitTorrent" - on the wall
"Before there was rock, you only had God." - on the wall
"Kanye sucks!" - the crowd, chanting, at 3 AM as Kanye continued to delay his performance
Ben Gibbard: "Who here has been here the entire time?" --entire crowd raises their hand-- "Wow. I mean that's awesome. I don't know how you guys do it, really." Girl behind me: "Drugs! And spongebaths."
Before Robert Plant: "Wouldn't it be great if Led Zeppelin came out and said, 'Fuck you Widespread'"?
Eddie Vedder: "It's funny because we're in the middle of Tennesee, and this place is probably the closest thing to Amsterdam I've ever seen. I mean, if you all told me to fuck off in Dutch right now, I wouldn't be surprised."
Some guy walking on Sunday night: "Are you staying for the treasure hunt tomorrow? I mean, it's great. Camping stuff, backpacks, shoes, maybe even clothing...I mean, I would wash it first, but you never know what you might find!"
In front of a food tent: "I wish I had money for food. I spent it all on drugs."
i was sitting at the campsite when I heard this young dude say.. "What if you only had one boob, and it was right in the center of your chest"..I was like wtf?
i was sitting at the campsite when I heard this young dude say.. "What if you only had one boob, and it was right in the center of your chest"..I was like wtf?
oh and i just remebered..this lady kept hitting this man with her umbrella! it was hillarious, she kept saing "Dont call me a quaking c*nt!" then hit him some more with an umbrella then she slap the poop out of him..i wanted to stay and watch...
As we were headed to the porto's before Pearl Jam - some guy in front of the beer tent that was weaving through the crowd like us "Man - this is like a fucked up game of frogger"
Post by roomomoftwo on Jun 16, 2008 19:36:18 GMT -5
We saw a naked dude with body paint back & front. People were taking pics & my son (14) says, "man, I would hate to be the one who had to paint THAT!" LOL
Friday morning the guys camped next to me seemed to be already be eating themselves to death. All I heard was smacking and random conversation when all of a sudden I heard one of them yell "Dude! Is that a plum?!" I tried not to laugh because it really was within feet of my tent. I did chuckle a bit though.
Post by popsicle sarah on Jun 16, 2008 19:44:55 GMT -5
this guy was really quacked up walking around the BFE camp early thursday morning before they let us out yelling "Pipe it up!" that became our saying for the rest of the weekend. if you heard a bunch of rowdy people screaming "pipe it up" from tent only that was us lol.
this guy came by our canopy and said "have you seen a million dollar bill run by with t!ts this big, carrying a keg and a bag of pills?" and he was very serious.
on the wall on the exit of centeroo "4:40am quack Kanye"
my friend made a flag out of a stick and tshirt that said "fuck kanye" he carried it around centeroo and about 200 ppl stopped to take his picture.
an old guy went riding by on a golf cart with a dust mask on, the guy behind us yelled "there's no SARS here sir! You don't need that!"
there was a wook passed out on a bale of hay at pod 3 with a paper plate sign that said "wake me up for widespread". he had a monkey between his legs. one guy walked up and took his picture and told the guy he would be on "passed out wooks.com" lol
There were several funny lines that I heard this weekend, but I only remember a few:
- My wife while waiting for Kanye: If there are any racists here, they are going to hang him with that glow stick rope.
- A lady yelling at her little kid: If you don't hold my hand right now, I will beat your f***ing a$$!
- A random customer at the beer tent I was working at. He had one of those white surgical masks on. One of the ladies at the tent asked why he was wearing it. He said, "The dust is bad for you." and then he pulled the mask down and took a long drag from a cigarette.
- This skinny girl jumped right in front of my wife and I while waiting for Kanye and made a Hulk Hogan-type muscle pose and yelled, " I got crazy muscle mass, bitches!" We talked to her for a bit. It was damn funny.
- At the end of Robert Plant, we saw one guy leaning over another guy and kissing. I looked at my wife and said, "Do you think they were kissing on purpose or did that dude pass out on his lips?"
oh and i just remebered..this lady kept hitting this man with her umbrella! it was hillarious, she kept saing "Dont call me a quaking c*nt!" then hit him some more with an umbrella then she slap the poop out of him..i wanted to stay and watch...
right after i took her profile picture,we were standing there waiting on my friend to get back from the pisser or cigarette tent or something and i look to my left and see these dudes walking by and one of them just totally falls out right in front of me right on his ass turned pale white and eyes rollin back and everything...his buddy tried to catch him but wound up just sort of breaking his fall ...dude that was still walkin starts lookin around in a panicked manner as if he didnt know what to do...so i sling off my camelback and have dude start suckin it down then i feed him some crackers and trail mix to replace his salt all while askin him stuff like how much he had to drink "a beer" him and his buddy say (i ve learned from watching cops that 1=10 in beer numbers)then i asked how many times hed pissed, "once", and what he had eaten "nothing" then i lecture him on the importance of eating and drinking and pissing at bonnaroo..then i got more specific and said "food and water ,not druqks and booze" and he nodded in "oh,yeah" fashion.then the safety crew arrives and talks with him,and im lookin around for his buddy to make sure he was cool to escort him wherever and i dont see him right in the immediate area of concern...i finally broaden my scope and find him...guess where......
go on guess......
10 feet away from us buying a fucking hot dog.
i guess he figured his buddy was taking a break and getting some grub and drink he may as well too...
he comes back over slobbering all over his dog all like "mm nom nom man i appreiciate nom nom you helpin out nom nom nom nom"
so the finally got him checked out and he said he was feeling better and off they went and my boy came back so i had tara chill with him while i went back and refilled my camelback cause dude drank ALL of it then we went and watched willie...and met boz and meg....
WE were talking about how some guy dropped his cell phone in one of the urnals of the portapotties. and one of the guys that was with him, has only been living in the US for 7 years yells out, "Thats what those are?..Urnals? Shit I thought they were like bath caddies to hold your stuff" Need I say I pissed my pants laughing so damn hard. We just about died when he would not admit whether or not he had been resting his beer in them the whole time.
As my Inebriated buddy walks out of the Porto, he yells out, "Dude...I love this place...bonnaroo thinks about everything...they even put beer holders next to the toilet!"
Had to break it to him that that was the urnal. Good times good times!
She's going to kill me for this... My friend turned to me during Jack Johnson and said to me, "I'm going to marry Jack Johnson." I just laughed and was like, "Oh really?" And she puts her hand up and with this serious expression says, "No, listen- We both have big foreheads."
What do you say to that? I just said, "Oh, of course." It actually made some sense at the time.
Another: One of our awesome neighbors was a bit unfamiliar with the party favors available at 'Roo. One girl came around with her friend Molly, and she made a reference to "eating", to which he said with bewilderment- "Wait, EAT it, what? Is it, like, big?" Dude was expecting a hamburger or something!
there was a wook passed out on a bale of hay at pod 3 with a paper plate sign that said "wake me up for widespread". he had a monkey between his legs. one guy walked up and took his picture and told the guy he would be on "passed out wooks.com" lol
hahaha... I think I was sitting there eating dinner when you came by! Somebody gave me a sharpie and wanted me to write on him. But he woke up and said, "What'd that dude say? I'm gonna be on what website?" me: "(laughing) passedoutwooks.com" him: "awwww, man..."
Post by jesmith5508 on Jun 16, 2008 23:49:41 GMT -5
coming out of centeroo by the arch one night, two people were sitting there yelling out "free flyers! free flyers!!! found these on the ground, only 2 left! they're not that interesting but they're free!"
2010: 3/12: The Bad Plus/Happy Apple/Buffalo Collision/The Bad Apple 6/10-13: Bonnaroo 6/19: Rock the Garden 7/30-31: Mid West Music Fest 8/21: Los Hombres Calientes 8/31: Marijuana Death Squads 9/11: The Book of Right On w/ City on the Make 9/23: Of Montreal w/ Janelle Monae 10/4: Broken Social Scene 11/23: Grinderman
As we were headed to the porto's before Pearl Jam - some guy in front of the beer tent that was weaving through the crowd like us "Man - this is like a quacked up game of frogger"
Post by tentseasurfer on Jun 17, 2008 0:00:16 GMT -5
"I birthed Shania Twain!!!" (my HILARIOUS neighbor David proclaimed this ) I hung out with him and his whole crew Saturday night and had a blast...that kid was hilarious
ALL of our neighbors were awesome this year. We were right behind the Clif Bar busses and it was such a nice fun group of people...we made some great friends this year, miss them all already
"People in Europe poop and pee in bottles, put balloons over them, let them ferment, and then huff them." - The wooks behind our campsite. That was a laugh-for-30-minutes moment, right there.
"People in Europe poop and pee in bottles, put balloons over them, let them ferment, and then huff them." - The wooks behind our campsite. That was a laugh-for-30-minutes moment, right there.
"People in Europe poop and pee in bottles, put balloons over them, let them ferment, and then huff them." - The wooks behind our campsite. That was a laugh-for-30-minutes moment, right there.
guys across from us were yelling "jenkim...i got your jenkim here...i got your butt hash"....
i replied with a hearty "LEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIMS" and thtey rolled...thne i yelled "if yall got the ballons and jars, i got everything else ya need and ill let yall have first hit...."