Walking through centeroo on Saturday this big frienldy guy was going in the same direction. We struck up a convo and it ended withi him saying: "Yea brother, we're from the South. Big rims, gold teeth, all that shiz."
Just remembered the guy in the diaper made of green Clean Vibes garbage bags playing a guitar and singing "Free Mustache Rides" with 3 other guys on the side of tent-only road (picture coming soon....)
Post by musicguy1982 on Jun 19, 2006 22:50:12 GMT -5
While waiting for Radiohead. "Can we have some of your water? We'll give you opium for it." "How much?" "We'll rip off a ball." "No, I meant how much water."
Me, my friends and a guy who looked nothing like Ben Folds. Me "Hey, aren't you Ben Folds? Your show was awesome." Him "No. I'm not Ben Folds. I don't even like Ben Folds." Me "Well, you look just like him." Him "No I don't." My friend "Really, you're a spitting image." Him "Really?" Me "Yeah." Him "I've never gotten that before." Me "Are you serious?" Him "Yeah. I guess I have a high forehead, and he does too." Me "You look just like him." Him "Well, we both have high foreheads."
That guy probably went home and looked at a picture of Ben Folds.
On my way into Centeroo on Saturday the guy inspecting my bag said "I'm going to have to confiscate these sandwiches... I want one."
It wasn't spoken, but the guy on 1st Avenue shakedown had a sign on Sunday that said "Have you called you father yet today?" Immediately two of my friends called their dads. I got a picture somewhere on yon digital camera.
The guy with the father sign was also at The Other Tent right after Son Volt. It made me smile and remember to bring my dad a gift from shakedown.
A guy in the line next to me at the portapotties before Beck said something I didn't understand and then gestured at the line I was in and said, "I love your line, man... Anybody got any more molly?" That was after two people walked out of the same portapottie that had been shaking moments before. So dirty!
A guy was trying to get through the crowd at Radiohead stopped in front of us, waited for the song to end and said "Anybody got a pipe?" About 15 people around responded and laughed while reminding him he was at Bonnaroo. Someone handed him a pipe, and when he attempted to light it, said "I can't do this man, I'm on acid. Can you help me out?"
My favorite line from the Beck puppet show was "I smell like an idiot."
My favorite line during the puppet show was, "The enzymes in these bananas are soooooo epic."
The kid in BFE who gleefully asked us, "Y'all smoke rock too?"
The kid who tried to trade his pipe that he just bought from our campsite on Wed night, "What do you think you'd give me for this pipe?" "Well, you just bought that here, sooooo . . ." "Yeah man, but how bout some heady nugs?"
Oh, and the security on horses looking for nitrous, "What's that right there?" "Oh this? It's a f-ing penguin." (my dude had a plastic penguin all weekend
Guy selling beer: "YOU WANNA GET DRUNK AND I'M YOUR UNCLE BOBBY!!!"
2:30 in the morning on Friday we're awoken by a guy painfully yelling "Dellllllaaaaaaa" all through the campsite. After a couple of yells somebody else shouted "Bonnaroooo" to which this guy replied (near tears) "Bonnaloooooost"
Post by imsquare17 on Jun 20, 2006 12:18:59 GMT -5
this old dude was being pulled through the crowd by his buddies, and as he passed us he yelled out "I'm having Vietnam flashbacks!" to which his friends replied, laughing, "Don't worry Jerry, we got ya!" The dude being pulled didn't look like he was freaked out, he looked like he was confused but enjoying himself.
I guy walking past my friend Don kind of swooped into near him and said in a loud, deep voice, "BEANS!" Don found me later and told me about it,he was a little disturbed by it, he was like "what they hell does beans mean?!" and i was like "I think he just wanted to say beans man."
On my insane walk back to camp Sat. night, there were these 2 african american guys. One said "biznatches all know what we got, and they lookin to Quack." The one guy was obviously tired of walkin around and not "gettin any action."
Post by elimsnéttikyzarc on Jun 20, 2006 16:23:14 GMT -5
was actually on the plane ride from nashville, which consisted of half dirty people and half business suit people. and i had a whole row of bonnaroo girls behind me
bgirl: you know, it's amazing, we really don't smell for not having taken a shower for 5 days me: maybe it's just that we smell so bad, we can't smell it anymore bgirl (to the business men in front of her): do we smell?! businessman: don't press me to answer that, ma'am
and tara, how could you have let jason off without a matthew mcconaughey quote?!?!
Post by sparklybecca on Jun 20, 2006 16:40:32 GMT -5
im still wearing mine too and probably will for about a week ;D and then it will go up on my mirror along with my other random memorabilia. I had a fantastic roo - great great times. only complaint? My dumbass brother. sibling malarky but seriously he is a pain in my arse. i seriously wish i could have seen you guys. i was looking out for tshirts and such but no such luck oh welL!!