As the Port-o-potty door opened late saturday night and I was on a little trip waiting to step inside, a man dressed as death (painted face and all) steps out and yells "Whoooo! I feel like a new man!"
Post by bohemianboy on Jun 21, 2006 12:22:21 GMT -5
I was walking into Centeroo at about 3am thursday night, and the security guy looks in my pack of cigarettes and says (in a stereotypical polite strong southern accent) "I see you have some marijuana joints here. I can either confiscate them and let you through, or you can keep them and turn around" I kindly thanked him for his good will, and just turned around and walked to another entrance laughing the whole way there.
...I immediately started trying to figure out whether he meant that literally, or if it was slang for a NO NO WORD!!!.
Also, when we first got there, some Wook asked if he could chill under our "hanger-over-head-cool-thingie" (our shade tent/canopy)...we said fine, and he proceeds to pull out a bunch of baggies and spreads them all out and starts dealing under our tent...which by Saturday wouldn't have been shocking...but this was like literally within the first 5 minutes after we got our stuff to tent-only (and this was our first roo).
"I'm not gay, but Matthew McConaughey is one sexy man" (or has sexy green eyes, or I'd do him, or some other variation of that )
Heheh... I remember that. "I'm just sayin'..." he would trail off before Tara tried to grab his package.
lol what?! there was no package grabbing! I think I might have almost accidentally elbowed his package later in the weekend when I was actually aiming for his knee... and although I don't remember throwing my margarita all over him, I think package-grabbing I would have definitely remembered! ;D
Post by thedudeabides on Jun 21, 2006 22:12:42 GMT -5
i swear to god as i was setting up my tent a guy came up to me and said "You look like the kinda guy who would be able to combine some chemicals and put them in a pill type form and sell them for about 5 dollars a pop, yeah give me about 15 of those".
I was wearing a white (What i guess everyone assumed to be a lab coat but) butchers jacket the whole time i was at roo. Kept me cool, and also helped keep me from getting sunburnt.
"They're called What Stage, Which Stage, This Tent, That Tent, and The Other Tent? I smell hippies." -Beck Puppets
And Tara, you can't just quote ME, LOL. I swear I'm going to make a tshirt with the "Dirty 'Till Sunday" theme.
I think you are just gonna have to deal with the fact that you were the most quotable person I met all week. I feel like there should be a few good ones for Tara as well, namely "What?" (said over and over with an immense look of confusion).
Oh yea, and sign me up for a Dirty 'Til Sunday tshirt...although for most of us it should really be Dirty 'Til Monday.