Back in '10 I went with a few friends and a guy we went to high school with. I knew everyone but the guy pretty well. I just knew he was intelligent but had a few logical screws loose. So during Jay Z's set hes kind of drunk and saying some pretty stupid stuff so I decided to poke fun. I told him that just because it was night doesn't mean that he wouldn't still get sunburned and that he needed to put sunscreen on because the suns uv rays reflect off of the moon. We all stare at him in amazement that he put on sunscreen. Needless to say when his arms and chest were pale white with sunscreen about 20 people around us started laughing at the whole ordeal. I felt pretty bad after it but all in good times, it was well deserved to. Guy begged me to buy him two beers, I do , then come back with mine and he somehow spilled them both haha.
A bad story for me would be having my foot broken or extremely sprained that same weekend by a 6' something 220 lb guy jumping around at Chromeo. I took it to the medical tent and the only thing they suggested was wrap it or go to a hospital. So I stuck it out and hobbled to every show for the next three days. ALL WORTH IT!
Almost forgot this one! - We were waiting on Widespread to start last year when all of a sudden a figure emerged from behind the vendor booths in an extreme daze. It was Ron Jeremy and he was off his ta-tas on something pretty heavy. So I ran and snapped a pic with him before 3 security guys found him and directed him back to the group he was with. Pic is my prof pic on the left!