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^ daaaaaang, Sarah... the SAT had fewer questions! lemme see if I can top that! since your time is drawing nigh, it's time to play FIFTY QUESTIONS!!! mwhahaha <insert sinister giggle> ;D
1. Do you wear corrective lenses?
2. When is the last time you took a bath instead of a shower?
3. Could you ever be in a relationship with someone who isn't into festivals and seeing live music?
4. What color are your bed linens?
5. What's your favorite day of the week?
6. What's your favorite bedroom position other than the newly-created Scroggy-style?
7. Any little Scroggies runnin' around out there (that you know of)?
8. What was the most embarrassing occasion when you got busted chokin' the chicken?
9. What is your favorite euphemism for the solo act of 'batin?
10. What is the longest you've ever abstained from relations with anyone besides yourself?
11. Which nationalities/races have you dated besides your own?
12. Which would you rather give up, if your life absolutely depended on sacrificing one of these: a. the ability to walk; b. the ability to eat/drink using your mouth; or c. the ability to copulate
13. In which subject(s) did you get the best grades in high school and college?
14. Do you know how to type, or do you use the Biblical method (seek and ye shall find)?
15. What scares you the most?
16. What traits in other people make you happiest?
17. Do you believe in soul mates? And if so, do you think a person can have more than one in their lifetime?
18. What is the best modern invention that you use regularly?
19. Where do you eat Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners? (with family or friends or both?)
20. Where did you spend your first vacation as a kid?
21. Ever been in a bad car accident?
22. What's the worst date you ever had...and by all means, DO TELL!!!
23. What's worse: TV commercials (besides the Super Bowl) or pop-up ads on the computer?
24. What was the name of your favorite childhood pet?
25. Who do you look more like, your mom or dad?
26. If your high school yearbook had a superlative for you (or if not, then hypothetically) what were you Most Likely to __________?
27. What is your favorite Halloween candy?
28. What is the best gift anyone ever gave you?
29. Describe the best day of your life; pictures are optional
30. Describe your perfect day off, when money and geography and company are not an issue.
31. Which people (living or dead) have inspired you the most?
32. Who do you most admire?
33. Which celebrities do you think are overrated and need to get outta the spotlight?
34. What are your creative talents? (sing? dance? play instruments?)
How old were you when: 35. you learned to ride a bike? 36. you lost your virginity? 37. you had your first heartbreak? 38. you got your first speeding ticket?
39. Which did you learn to drive first: automatic or manual transmission?
40. Ever had a motorcycle?
41. Which would you rather do, if you've never done any of them: bungee jump, hangglide, skydive or scuba dive?
42. Which continents besides North America have you visited?
43. Ever broken any bones? How/why?
44. Who did you meet this year at 'Roo that surprised you most in terms of what you expected them to be like?
45. Are you a coffee drinker? If so, how do you take it?
46. What are your favorite curse words?
47. What is the hardest thing you've ever had to overcome, and how has it made you who you are today?
48. What prompted you to sign up for Inforoo? Did you lurk first or just jump in and start participating?
49. When you're long gone from this earth, how do you hope to be remembered? What should be your epitaph?
and finally...
50. Do you have any idea how much those of us who have met you think you rock?
I am happy for your Packer's this past year, but they finished 2nd in a division that includes, the Vikings and the Lions , you were lucky to be where they were, they made the best of it, good for them, but they will not repeat this year. Do you watch college football? SEC football? See above Video. . . . Due to injuries to come, they will be lucky to make the play-offs and when the do the above receiver will have his best game as a Rookie against the Packers, in turn finish off their season.
Um... injuries and lucky to make the playoffs were precisely the conditions by which the Packers made their Super Bowl run to begin with. There were three teams that final Sunday which could have made the playoffs, so the Packers made the playoffs by a slim margin. Yes, there was luck - for the better but also for the worse. We had one of the longest injured reserve lists in the league, including lead running back Ryan Grant (from the first game, no less) and stud tight end Jermichael Finley (who was actually in a close race with Greg Jennings for being the team's leading receiver when injured.) Even when they had to play backup quarterback Matt Flynn against the Patriots - a team you believe will win the next Super Bowl - the Packers were in it until the very last play of the game. Would you like to give me a reason the Packers won't repeat that they themselves haven't already proven they can overcome?
because you yourself admitted the were 'lucky' to be where they were, that does not happen twice in the league. Packers will not repeat. As for New England, I am not a fan of the Patriots, as a matter of fact I can not stand them. I am a Dolphin's fan, but I do like some of the players on that Pat's team. At this point, Belichick is a good as bet as any other and a lot better than most.
Who would you draft first: Aaron Rodgers or Matt Ryan?
Rodgers did impress me in the playoffs, but now he has a target on his back, since he is the champ people will play harder to get to the champ. He will not have as good year as he did last year. Matt Ryan, with the addition of Julio Jones I see him putting up some big numbers. In FF, I draft Ryan.
Re: Dan Savage
Quick bio: Dan Savage became known for his weekly sex advice column Savage Love, which originated as a feature in The Onion (whose birthplace is Madison WI) and has expanded to run in alternative weekly papers across the country. He branched out from being strictly an advice columnist into being a published author, editor and political commentator/advocate. He (and his readers) are responsible for the redefinition of Santorum as "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex," which has caused the candidate campaign problems. More recently and more importantly, he initiated the It Gets Better Project, a media campaign to reassure young homosexuals that life does get better after those turbulent adolescent years. You can find his weekly Savage Love column here for free. I don't want to twist your arm into purchasing other books just yet, but I recommend his "Skipping Towards Gomorrah: The Seven Deadly Sins and the Pursuit of Happiness in America" or the Savage Love best-of collection (though you can probably just as easily browse the SL archives.)
Before Roo I had not really listen to MMJ. Today, I walked into Barnes & Nobles and heard a familiar song, but the volume was low. I walked in trying to figure out the name of this song. I found myself in front of some books, the 'Bargain' stack of books. Then it hit me, Wonderful by MMJ. I smiled. Then I looked down and at my feet was the hard cover of
I laughed. Listening to Circuital, I stumbled about B&N for a bit, before asking help to find, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
Let me guess... was it in the Eastern Philosophy section?
I am thinking you are right, I never would have found it.
I went out to pick up its sequel Lila late last year and found them both in that section. Don't worry, it's not entirely philosophy. It's a father-son cross-country motorcycle trip, it's a man's battle with the ghost of his former self, it's how mankind deals with technology and modernity, it's a guide to traveling the high country of the mind... it's basically the best secular text on how one should live one's life that I've ever read. I first picked it up in the summer of 2000 and I've read that more than any other book. It's a slow start, but has a big payoff the further into it you get. I'll be curious to hear what you think of that.
I will let you know. I started it last night and look forward reading it more.
I'm also curious to know what you think of the Hitchhiker's Guide books; I haven't read those myself, which seems to surprise and sometimes frustrate advocates of the book who know me. Let me know how those go?
I will. When I finish Zen, tAoMM, I will start it and let you know what I think.
I know I'm late to the game on this one and forgive me for any repeats as I haven't read your whole month yet...
hey popsicle, looks like you saved all your questions until the end. better late than never! Here we go.
What is a common misconception others have of you?
Not sure, that may depend on who the 'others' are. If it was work friends of my Ex girlfriend, then their misconception would be a lot different than Jhammett from Inforoo. One thing I did notice at Brunch, more than 2 people said I was a lot more 'laid back' than what they thought I would be. That is me, very chilled. I guess you can not see that through the computer.
and most things I say should not be taken seriously and are more intended for laugh and shock value.
There are only two words to describe you, what are they?
Blazing Sweetness
What personality type you are according to the Myers-Briggs assessment?
I think that depends.
E then sometimes I - I like being in front of people. Waiting tables, bedside nursing. entertaining people, making them fell good, is a great high. I would always be the first to the party and the last to leave. As I get older, I like to stay home and enjoy the quiet time. I am becoming more introverted, but I still enjoy being around others.
N - I am very intuitive and like to find the 'why?'
F - I am a nurse?
P - I enjoy flexibility and work well on-the-go.
If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?
Scrog Spreads the Legs of Gifting.
'Every big thing needs a good foundation and gifting is no different. Right now, we are, I am spreading the gifting idea and building the legs needed to support something bigger.'
On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you?
about a 7.
How would you design a spice rack for a blind person?
You would want accessibility to all spices, with braille on the rack and the spice itself. Then again, if I was blind person, I would not go through the trouble of label spices with braille. I would just smell the spice and know if it was cumin or powered mustard.
How often to you get massages (therapeutic, not asian spa)?
Not often enough! One of the biggest things missed form the poker/casino rooms. Believe it or not I have never had an Asian massage, 'happy ending', I went to Amsterdam twice and Vegas many times and Reno as well and I have never paid or ordered a call girl. Maybe that is the common misconception about me, that I have paid for sex.
Have you ever had your piriformis muscle released? What about your IT band? If so, which was more painful?
No, is this done through massage, acupuncture, or medical intervention?
Do you, or have you ever practiced yoga?
I was recently introduced to Bikram yoga from a patients daughter and have been telling myself to try it, but yet I have not.
Do you know what rolfing is?
Just that it is massage? soft tissue manipulation. I believe in the power of massage, but do not know too much about Rolfing.
Do you read any periodicals on a regular basis (nudie mags count)?
when I see it in the checkout I get Food Network magazine. Although I have not seen it in a while, I often will get a copy of Dwell.
Are you better with spelling or grammar?
Both, spell checks helps out with spelling, but my grammar sucks. I try, but I know I screw up a lot. I will re read some of my old post and I am like, WTF. did I really type that.
What word is always difficult for you to spell correctly?
rhythm and diarrhea and probably
What word is always difficult for you to pronounce correctly?
there is more than one. encephalopathy
What's your favorite word? Why?
Thanks. It carries such a strong meaning. The world would be a lot better place if we had more thanks. I think deep down inside each one of us, 'thanks' is all we are looking for.
What app do you use the most?
Spades, I play that almost everyday, even though the computer sucks. I use Google maps a lot.
Do you have dictionary.com's Word of the Day app? (if not you should)
To my e-mail I get the word of the day from dictionary.com.
Would you ever marry a man? A transexual?
Probably not. Honestly, balls do nothing for me. I like pussy and if I am going to marry anyone it will not be someone with a penis.
How do you feel about polyamory?
I am open to it.
What the biggest age difference between you and someone you "scrogged"?
When I was 24, We were home from college and my college roommate's girlfriend's good friend told me she was coming to Tallahassee, next weekend, with Sara and she was sleeping in my bed. This girl was 'HOT', dark olive skin, pretty face, nice body, she was cute! Until then, Hands down best I ever had! She stayed for 2 nights. She was only 17. I knew that the 2nd night and still did not care.
Do you or have you ever blogged?
No.
Do you tweet?
No, but one of these will be my next step into the world of technology and instant communication.
Do you know one of the trending topics on twitter right now?
Kim Kardashian?
Do you use four square?
No, people do not need to know where I am.
Are you good with directions or do you use GPS regularly?
I am good with directions, but I Google maps it for reference.
What's the most insulting thing anyone's ever said to you?
Besides the smirks and giggles when I take my pants off? I think I have erased most of those 'insulting' times and now make it hard for people to embarrass me, but I do remember a girl named Amy telling me in High School, "Keep on telling those jokes, one day they will be funny."
Describe the last time you were embarrassed?
It was inflamed hemorrhoid week. My ring was inflamed and burning. Lots of cream and suppositories were needed. I was at work. As I am leaving the bathroom, I noticed a small stain on the ass-area of my pants. It is about 8 hours into the shift and who knows how long disgusting-butt-stain has been going on. Nasty.
What's the funniest youtube video you have ever seen? Please share.
For some reason I think Mom's reaction is priceless. ;D
When the last time you wrote a poem?
Good question, not sure of the answer.
Would you write us a haiku about your reign as BMOTM?
Answering Questions as Board member of the Month It is what we do.
In your opinion, what's the sexiest language?
Does interpretive dance count? How about sign? I guess Italian then, The language of Love.
Have you ever had a "bro-mance"?
No, not really that deep.
What male celebrity do you have a man crush on?
Joe Rogan.
What's your favorite part of a woman that's not boobs, vagina, or booty?
^ daaaaaang, Sarah... the SAT had fewer questions! lemme see if I can top that! since your time is drawing nigh, it's time to play FIFTY QUESTIONS!!! mwhahaha <insert sinister giggle> ;D
WTF!!! Okay, ;D
1. Do you wear corrective lenses?
No, but i do have glasses for night time driving.
2. When is the last time you took a bath instead of a shower?
2 days after Roo. I came home went to sleep. Woke up unpacked. went back to sleep, woke up and took a nice, long, warm prune-toe-bath.
3. Could you ever be in a relationship with someone who isn't into festivals and seeing live music?
IDK. as long as they were okay with me going, but I think at some point they would have to be open to it, to going to a festival.
Nah, It would not work.
4. What color are your bed linens?
blue
5. What's your favorite day of the week?
The days I do not work. I work three days in a row and that last day is my Friday, and that is the best day of the week.
6. What's your favorite bedroom position other than the newly-created Scroggy-style?
Her on top. I love watching a women 'get hers'.
7. Any little Scroggies runnin' around out there (that you know of)?
no, not yet.
8. What was the most embarrassing occasion when you got busted chokin' the chicken?
Has not happened, yet.
9. What is your favorite euphemism for the solo act of 'batin?
Chokin' the chicken. Beating the Monkey. I really like, Rubbin' one out.
10. What is the longest you've ever abstained from relations with anyone besides yourself?
There was a year period that I did not get laid.
11. Which nationalities/races have you dated besides your own?
My EX was Greek, but her and her family were from America. Other than that, I have only dated female Caucasian Americans.
12. Which would you rather give up, if your life absolutely depended on sacrificing one of these: a. the ability to walk; b. the ability to eat/drink using your mouth; or c. the ability to copulate
Walk, the robotic man is just around the corner. Really it is.
13. In which subject(s) did you get the best grades in high school and college?
I am math and science.
14. Do you know how to type, or do you use the Biblical method (seek and ye shall find)?
Not sure what you are asking, so I guess, NO I do not.
15. What scares you the most?
Growing old alone and then ending up alone in the after life.
16. What traits in other people make you happiest?
sincerity, honesty, love, humor
17. Do you believe in soul mates? And if so, do you think a person can have more than one in their lifetime?
I use to be sold that there is one person for all of us, now I am not so sure. I think certain people fit into what we want, desire, or seek and the closer we find the person that fits that mold, the closer we are to our 'soul mate'. So yes, I think there might be more than one 'soul mate'.
18. What is the best modern invention that you use regularly?
Computer/Internet
19. Where do you eat Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners? (with family or friends or both?)
Family
20. Where did you spend your first vacation as a kid?
We did some cross country travel when I was young, but I can not remember where we went. Then it is a toss up between Pittsburgh, PA and Wichita, KS, can not remember which one we went to first, but most vivid memories come from spending time in the wheat fields of the Midwest.
21. Ever been in a bad car accident?
*Knock on wood* No, I have been lucky.
22. What's the worst date you ever had...and by all means, DO TELL!!!
It was a date from American Singles or one of those online-dating sites. We met at Bennigan's. Had some beers/drinks/shots at the bar. dinner. More drinks. She was cute. From what I remember, the conversation was good. some touching started. That is when she told me. "I have G.W." *What!!!* "What did you say?", I ask. "I have G. W., I have genital warts." "CHECK, PLEASE!" okay, it was not that quick, but after she told me that, it changed the mood, it killed the date or at least my reaction to it did. I am not going to debate the 'why' she told me, I have already, but the fact that she told me this on the FIRST date, speaks volumes.
23. What's worse: TV commercials (besides the Super Bowl) or pop-up ads on the computer?
pop up ads, some commercials are funny, with DVR you can always turn the channel and come back later after the commercials are over.
24. What was the name of your favorite childhood pet?
Sheba, our dog. She was half Collie and half German Sheppard. Very protective, very smart dog, but scarred of the lighting , and she would cross her paws when she was laying around.
25. Who do you look more like, your mom or dad?
My Dad, I have his nose.
26. If your high school yearbook had a superlative for you (or if not, then hypothetically) what were you Most Likely to __________?
'try to make people laugh' IDK?
27. What is your favorite Halloween candy?
Candy Corn
28. What is the best gift anyone ever gave you?
The Local knowledge of what mushroom are okay to make tea with. It may sound cheesy , but the ability to read. to me that is a gift from my early teachers and is a valuable gift.
29. Describe the best day of your life; pictures are optional
It started out like any other day. I was just laying around. Floating like I do every day, when I wake up. The temperature was nice and not a care in the world. Then it happened. My environment started to change. The walls and my surroundings started to squeeze down on me, pushing on me. Things got tight. real tight! It was scary. There were some screams. I yelled. My eyes started to water. I was squeezed until I saw light. bright, bright light. I was pushed out of my world into another. Everything was different. I was no longer in solution, but I was rather naked and cold. Large beings around me. One of them, a familiar sounding one, one that I knew, cut the cord that connected me to my old world. I was wrapped in a warm soft material. Handed into the arms of what I had been delivered from. I was born. It is the best day of my life!
30. Describe your perfect day off, when money and geography and company are not an issue.
Waking up at the beach, house on the beach, bacon, grits n' eggs for breakfast, toast w/ butter & jelly, chocolate milk, OJ. Followed by some corn and laying on the couch for an hour or so. Then spend the rest of the morning outside in the water and laying on the beach. Around Noon, Take a shower, go get something for lunch, check out a movie, get home take a nap, wake up, eat dinner before a night of some funky live music.
I could get use to this.
31. Which people (living or dead) have inspired you the most?
Jesus, I believe stories about a man who did great things. A very kind man. A generous man. A man who seemed to do the impossible, miracles. Religious views aside, I believe this man did things to make life better for mankind. What has become of this love for mankind, this generosity, and the organized religion that has developed out of it, concerns me. But what Jesus did inspires me.
32. Who do you most admire?
My Grandpa, George 'Bud' Griggs. I am a lot like him. He passed away when I was a freshmen in high school.
33. Which celebrities do you think are overrated and need to get outta the spotlight?
All of them. Actor and athletes our role models, but they do not act like it. Society should change its ways.
34. What are your creative talents? (sing? dance? play instruments?)
How old were you when: 35. you learned to ride a bike?
I had training wheels when I was 4-5 years old. as long as I know I have been riding a bike.
36. you lost your virginity?
14, behind the movie theater in the bushes.
37. you had your first heartbreak?
15, when the above girl broke up with me.
38. you got your first speeding ticket?
First time I got pulled over. I pulled over into the median(shoulder on left hand side) and I got pulled over for going suspiciously slow. the cop was in the right hand lane. I was in the left hand lane. I did not want to pass him, so I stayed 20-30 feet behind him. He slowed down, so did I. He slowed down more so did I. I was not going to pass a cop. No matter what. Until I noticed I was going 35 in a 55 mph zone. I drove past him and he pulled me over. I was so nervous, I pulled over into the median, the middle of the 4-lane. He knew my sister. I did not get a ticket. but the embarrassment of, "you pulled over in to the median! HaHa!"
39. Which did you learn to drive first: automatic or manual transmission?
Manual, my first car was a 1980 Toyota pickup, form the Marion County sheriff's car auction. My first ride was seized in a drug bust.
40. Ever had a motorcycle?
No but for a short time we had a 4-wheeler.
41. Which would you rather do, if you've never done any of them: bungee jump, hangglide, skydive or scuba dive?
400 hundred feet above a mountain lake in the Swiss Alps, I jumped out of a gondola with nothing but a rubber band tied to my feet. ;DI do not think another bungee experience can top that one and I have Scuba in shallow waters and would love to venture out more, deeper. I would love to hang-glide, in the right conditions. What I really want to do, although it scares the sh!t out of me, I want to Skydive!
42. Which continents besides North America have you visited?
I have been to Europe.
43. Ever broken any bones? How/why?
*again, knocks on wood* Nope.
44. Who did you meet this year at 'Roo that surprised you most in terms of what you expected them to be like?
SFA. He was not what I expected. what it is, he reminds me of my EX GF and her best friend, good old friend, that lives in Tennessee. His name is Jeffery and SFA sounds just like him! To a fucking T! Not sure what that means, to the T, but they sound a like. Too much a like.
45. Are you a coffee drinker? If so, how do you take it?
At work I am a coffee drinker, plenty of sugar and plenty of cream, I go half regular cream and half french vanilla cream. At work, at night, during the day they are free in the cafeteria, at night they keep the 'blue' creamers, the french vanilla ones, in the doctor's lounge and leave the plain regulars creamers out for everyone else. I always go into the Docotr's lounge and take the 'blue' creamers. For fucks sake, they are free during the day and reservered for only the doctors at night?! No. So I break that rule almost every night.
46. What are your favorite curse words?
Fuck-face is a good one. I really just like the word fuck, feels good to say, can be used in many different ways. Fuck-ass, fucker, fucked, fucking-off, fucking-on, something can be hard-as-fuck or soft-as-fuck, or hot-as-fuck or cold-as-fuck. WTF!!!
47. What is the hardest thing you've ever had to overcome, and how has it made you who you are today?
My last relationship. I knew what was to come. I know how I felt inside, that was not changing. I knew the pain to come. The hurt. The questions of doubt and sadness, and loss and feeling of emptiness that she would endure. I hate making another person feel that way. I never want to make another person feel that way. ever!
48. What prompted you to sign up for Inforoo? Did you lurk first or just jump in and start participating?
Kind of just jumped in. Maybe I did some looking around before hand, but not much. Then Roo happened, Then Seize the Day started. from there I was hooked. The CarpeDM story and reading that everyday and everything it was made of, be part of that, what was happening just felt right, that really pulled me into this family. Because of Matt, I am here today.
49. When you're long gone from this earth, how do you hope to be remembered? What should be your epitaph?
Hopefully as a 'Meal Man' and not misread as a 'Mean Man' like what happened to my great ancestor, Ebenezer Lennox Scroggie
and finally... 50. Do you have any idea how much those of us who have met you think you rock?
Is your hemorrhoid internal, external, or both? Do you have a fluffy donut pillow to alleviate those flare-ups? Is Preparation H in your medicine cabinet?
Where do you get your news?
Who is your favorite Warner Brothers cartoon character? Who is your favorite Disney character? Who is your favorite Hanna-Barbara character?
If Florida is America's phallus, could you name three other states/locations in the nation and their corresponding body part?
Condom are made of latex, right, so I just keep a can of latex paint around and just dip in in the can before I dip it in the hole. :-[Sadly, paint heat and humidity do not mix. ??? At Roo this year rubbing one off in the porta-john was as close as I got.
May I ask for a veteran's perspective on the "rubbing one off in the porta-john" experience?
that would be external, but after this last flare up I am not so sure. There maybe some internal inflammation as well.
Do you have a fluffy donut pillow to alleviate those flare-ups?
No I do not.
Is Preparation H in your medicine cabinet?
Yes it is.
Where do you get your news?
Reading your post, Yahoo, Ocala.com home page, believe it or not I do watch Fox News from time-to-time. I live at my Brother's house and he is a big Bill O' Reilly fan. He watches the show every night, sometimes I do, then at 11, we watch Stewart, followed by Colbert.
Who is your favorite Warner Brothers cartoon character?
Bugs 'I knew I should of taken that left turn at Albuquerque' Bunny, was a favorite, but I really enjoyed when Marvin the Martian was on.
Who is your favorite Disney character?
FTW, If Seal team 6 counts. No?! They gave it back? Well. then it has to be, Scrooge McDuck, I vote him for the win. That guy spawned Manga and is the inspiration that started the Anime movement and did Inception, years before the movie was out. click--->here. Seriously, check it out. Although I do not believe Nolan got his idea from Scrooge McDuck, but it is worth checking out.
Who is your favorite Hanna-Barbara character?
Scooby Doo, but Huckleberry Hound is a close second.
If Florida is America's phallus, could you name three other states/locations in the nation and their corresponding body part?
Well NY, would be America's mouth. That is where we all entered America, or most everyone did, via NY and Ellis Island. New Yorkers are known to have a 'mouth' on them, so that is a fitting title. Since Florida is the cock-dripping part of America and NY is the mouth, then Southern California is the anus, the Butt. Have you been to LA, ever see how dirty it is? Flies and sh!t everywhere. Well, not every where, but LA is dirty. Do not get me wrong, I love a nice ass. Round, tan, hair less, double bubble, it is so beautiful, Just like southern California, but every butt has a hole, a mostly dirty poop hole and as beautiful as Southern Cali is, LA is that dirty poop hole. Last, in this world times are a changing. Apparently, America is a big-dick-male with a nice ass. Wrong, in these times we are both, Male and Female, we have a dick and a pussy. America does not have to leave the house to fuck itself. Florida is our penis and Texas is our vagina. 'Everything is bigger in Texas' and our beard clam, pink taco, sometimes called Calamari Cockring is no different. Anatomically we are correct. In a she/male, the Vag is behind the Cock-n-balls, but before the ass-hole. Who knew?
Then there is this, when you think about how disease enters the body, the mouth, genital area and the anus are all routes for things to enter the body. Some wanted, some not so much. Think about where is Immigration into America happening and how does that correlate to the above areas and their corresponding body part as an entry way for bacteria.
Condom are made of latex, right, so I just keep a can of latex paint around and just dip in in the can before I dip it in the hole. :-[Sadly, paint heat and humidity do not mix. ??? At Roo this year rubbing one off in the porta-john was as close as I got.
May I ask for a veteran's perspective on the "rubbing one off in the porta-john" experience?
This can only be done in certain Porto. I could not jerk off in a poop filled porto, so you have to wait for the cleaning truck. Next, only certain portos can be used, because some of them, no matter how much they are cleaned are still dirty. You have to find a newer porto, one that is not dirty when clean. Next, time of day. Mid afternoon it will be like a sauna, some might like that, night time would be cooler, but then again gotta rub when the porto is clean. Last, how to. To rub one in the port-pottie, you must be able to jack-off standing up. I would try and practice this at home, in the shower works or lean over the computer desk. Either way, sitting down and jerking off in the porto puts you at big risk of catching something, You should beat-your-meat standing up in a porto-john, not sitting down.
For future reference, in the tent is a better place to enjoy Rosy Palm and her 5 friends.
Then there is this, when you think about how disease enters the body, the mouth, genital area and the anus are all routes for things to enter the body. Some wanted, some not so much. Think about where is Immigration into America happening and how does that correlate to the above areas and their corresponding body part as an entry way for bacteria.
Is it not the case that your Preparation H also goes into one of these "routes for things to enter the body" and has a positive effect? Are you 100% Native American or a hypocrite? How many generations ago did your ancestors come to this country? From where? Care to elaborate on how the first generation of Scrogs that arrived in America were a bacteria upon this country?
Post by popsicle sarah on Jun 29, 2011 9:58:28 GMT -5
What's the single best piece of advice you've been given in your lifetime? Who's your favorite TV chef? When's the last time you ate a hot dog? What is your thermomstat normally set on? What's your favorite piece of furniture you own? In what position do you normally sleep? Are you picky about toilet paper?
Then there is this, when you think about how disease enters the body, the mouth, genital area and the anus are all routes for things to enter the body. Some wanted, some not so much. Think about where is Immigration into America happening and how does that correlate to the above areas and their corresponding body part as an entry way for bacteria.
Is it not the case that your Preparation H also goes into one of these "routes for things to enter the body" and has a positive effect?
True, Prep H goes on/in the booty hole, but with your knowledge about this subject, you already know this. Are yours external?
Are you 100% Native American or a hypocrite?
Not Native American, I guess I am a hypocrite. How am I a hypocrite?
How many generations ago did your ancestors come to this country? From where?
From Scotland, many, many moons ago.
Care to elaborate on how the first generation of Scrogs that arrived in America were a bacteria upon this country?
I found it funny that one day I was thinking about Florida as America's shlong, and we even have some dribble(the Keys), then I thought, If Florida is America's dick, what is our ass? California would make a nice ass I thought. Then, NY would be the mouth. Then Texas looked like a Vag and I came up with the anatomy of America (forgetting about the baker in our country). I thought about tits, but where? and if America was a tranny, we might not have big tits, so they got left out. Then it hit me, these are all routes for bacteria into the body and they are also places where Immigration is a hot topic. I found it interesting. You asked me, "If Florida is America's phallus, could you name three other states/locations in the nation and their corresponding body part?" So I regurgitated thoughts/ideas I had many moons ago. Now I can see how that looks, but I am not saying Immigrants are a bacteria unto this country or at least I did not mean to. I was just making the correlation that ports of entry to the body, mouth, shlong, vagina, rectum are also ports dealing with Immigration. New york, Florida(just the tip), Texas and the whole southern boarder to southern California. I do think we have an immigration issue, illegal aliens are not bacteria, that are eating away at our American soul, but I think it is something we should address and need to fix.
I do believe humans are a bacteria, a virus on Planet Earth.
EDIT: did pen!s really just get filtered? Pen!s is not a cuss word? It is not a bad word. Pen is and vagina are medial terms for parts of our body. let's try: testes, cervix, labia majora, mons pubis, clitoral hood, scrotum, anus rectum, gluteus maximus
Well Scrog, your reign over the Inforoo boards is almost at it's end. Any parting words of wisdom for your loyal people?
I do and I shall post them later, after I give it some thought.
Also, I will take this time to say I am going to a wedding tomorrow. Or I should saying I am performing a wedding on Friday and will leaving tomorrow. Performing? Yeah I am doing to acrobats, high-wire type stuff. No. I am kidding. A while ago an old friend and his soon-to-be-ex-fiancee, asked me to "do" their wedding. I said, "what? like be the minister?" "Yes." "Why me?" Long story short, this is a huge honor for me. This is my first time doing this and I am excited, but this journey takes me away from the computer and Inforoo and BMotM. I will take questions until midnight on Thursday the 30th, but will answer them ASAP, when I get back.
What's the single best piece of advice you've been given in your lifetime?
In 8th grade, the Dad of my old best friend JJ, told me, "Believe nothing of what you hear and half of what you see." or something very close to that. This was the first thing he ever said to me and at that time, I did not know it, but was confirmed years later, he was the first weed-head I ever met. His stoner wisdom confused me, which does not take much, but it also stuck, from that day and about 6 years later, after a heavy night of some FFCC or what the young kids are calling F2C2 (Fungi From Cow Crap), well, it hit me like a ton of bricks. EUREKA! I understood what Mr McKenzie was saying. RIP John.
Who's your favorite TV chef?
Giada makes/has tasty recipies and with Ina always cooking for him, Jeffery has got have to one of the happiest bellys in America, but Alton Brown. He teaches how to cook and the science behind it. The others just give instructions on how to make a great tasting meal. Alton goes that extra step, which I like, and his recipe for Mac n' chz, is the best ever! Just ask anyone I have made it for.
When's the last time you ate a hot dog?
about 30 minutes ago, with bread, ketchup and mustard.
What is your thermomstat normally set on?
I shoot for the year I was born, 74.
What's your favorite piece of furniture you own?
It is a Corda-Roy's bean bag. A bean bag made of chopped up pieces of foam. Very soft! and mine folds out into a King size mattress. It fits perfect in my 4 person dometent.
In what position do you normally sleep?
I do a lay on my front, face to the right, drool puddle forming, into a night ninja, side flip, innocent karate chop, before landing in the left side semi-fetal pillow cradle position. I need lots of pillows when I sleep or there needs to be lots of pillows.
Are you picky about toilet paper?
When I see Cottonelle, with aloe on sale, I stock up.
Post by billypilgrim on Jun 29, 2011 17:13:34 GMT -5
As another strange perk of being BMOTM, you are automatically selected for the US Olympic team. What Olympic sport do you think you'll be most competitve in?
As yet another of those strange perks, you get to spend an intimate evening with a Hollywood starlet (or star, no judgments). Because of the rules, I can't say that you get to have sex with this person. But LLL still gets misty when she describes her time with Javier Bardem. So who do you pick?
Who do you pick for your successor as BMOTM? What led you to pick him or her? Did any money change hands?
As another strange perk of being BMOTM, you are automatically selected for the US Olympic team. What Olympic sport do you think you'll be most competitve in?
I was a grappler in high school so I will go with freestyle wrestling, for the pin!
As yet another of those strange perks, you get to spend an intimate evening with a Hollywood starlet (or star, no judgments). Because of the rules, I can't say that you get to have sex with this person. But LLL still gets misty when she describes her time with Javier Bardem. So who do you pick?
Halle Berry Aged like a fine wine!
Who do you pick for your successor as BMOTM? What led you to pick him or her? Did any money change hands?
No money has changed hands, yet. Honestly, I have not thought about that yet. Shit! I have to do that by midnight tonight! Any suggestions?
As for the purpose a phone book was intended for? I do not remember. I have used it recently as a door stop at work, a cutting block at home, and as fuel when camping.
1. Am I goin' to Bonnaroo again next summer? 2. Are you goin' to Bonnaroo again next summer? 3. What band/artist do you not really not want to appear next year? 4. Kings Of Leon vs. ham sandwich? 5. I really hate doin' distance drivin' (gotta get back up to DC from Raleigh today, boo). Any plans on developin' instant transportation devices (ala Star Trek) or tube technology (like in Futurama)? 6. Have you ever heard of the comedian Bill Hicks?
what's the strangest thing that a partner has ever done or screamed during the heat of passion?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Things make me LOL around here on occasion, but even more rarely do I find myself leaning back in my chair having a laughing fit. Thanks to you both. I have to jump in with a follow-up: Was s/he awake when it started?
Sarah beat me to the punch on the best advice question. Dan'ROO beat me to the punch on the Bill Hicks question.
If I were to show up unexpectedly at your door and ask for an alcoholic beverage, what would be my options?
Post by popsicle sarah on Jun 30, 2011 19:32:31 GMT -5
How do you feel about Adele? What's the last play you saw? Ever been to the opera or the ballet? Do you have a favorite classical composer? If so, what is your favorite work? What's your favorite activity to do with a significant other (other than sex or physical affection)? When's the last time you went swimming? What did you wear (swim trunks, speedo, nothing, etc)? What do you want to do for humanity before you are no longer part of this world? What do you think of Nashville?
I am on vacation. I have limited inforoo access, I am on my phone, and I will finish answeringyjr last y12 hrs of question on Sunday when I return. I apologize got delay
I am on vacation. I have limited inforoo access, I am on my phone, and I will finish answeringyjr last y12 hrs of question on Sunday when I return. I apologize got delay
I move that, it being July 1st already with a holiday on Monday, that we move on to Scrog's successor and allow Scrog a single post to respond to lingering questions.