Fire is the slap chop of Bonnaroo!!!!

We need them now it will stop all of the bickering innuenendo. it will stop all of the guessing the dilligent research of dedicated Inforoosters. We can then unite on a band to hate it will be like that short story "The Lottery". believe me somebody runes Bonnaroo every year . seriously there is to much stuff to see and do to stay around and hate on some group/artist. It will be all good one week from today and we can end the mathmatical logistics of JayZ flying on a plane. That math gave me a headache see as any good Bonnaroo attendee knows there is one thing that we do not like doing and that is thinking hard!! Descions must be made by gut instinct. if you are going to be late for a show because you cannot pull yourself away from the burleque contortionist eating fire so what? Or if you see a long line at the Comedy Tent stick it out and find out they are out of tickets and all you get for waiting is a Butterfinger sample so what? If however you really need to use a portopottie during a Pearl jam show walk up and find it sparkly clean well sometime life just throws you lil surprises. parked out in BFE but stuck with a bunch of hot girls? cool!! kept awake because you are parked next to shakedown but at the same time dont have to leave your tent to procur anything bonus!! And if some dreadlocked wook rolls up and asks "why do we wear shoes think about ?!" Thats just part of the wonder. Just remebember one thing always pack your lighter head monkey of the tribe always has fire. When walking around at Bonnaroo it is the equivalent of being in the Douglas Adams "Hitchhiker" books. You can tame wooks make friends peer into the portopotty light a grill pop corn reward a good band give the people at Such N Such a light(yeah like they ever need one) look for stuff on the ground etc...... If you have a lighter everyone will assume that you have the rest au revoir